13 Works by auxiliatrix (magicites)
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Ten Moments (Kind Of) That Made College Bearable (Read: Way Better) for Karkat Vantas by auxiliatrix (magicites)
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Feb 2023
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Since the universe has it out to make Karkat's life its own little clown show of japery, jestitude (he is ninety-percent sure that’s a real human word), and misery, his roommate is none other than The Insufferable Prick. Some know him as Dave Strider. Some still call him that, and they are wrong for doing so.
Little did he know that The Insufferable Prick would become the best part about his college experience.
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In your memories, you see Dave Strider, fourteen-years-old and made up of lean muscle and awkward limbs that he would still need a few years to grow into fully. Crows surround him, all cawing impatiently, vying for the chicken sandwich in his backpack. He swears loudly as he swings a stick at them, trying to get them to leave him the fuck alone.
“Stupid feathery assholes,” he’d always complain once he finally shooed them away.
You tear yourself out of the memory. You miss him, and you hate yourself for it.
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Roughly translates to "cancer of the core."
It started as a dare: visit the kid with no friends who has been stuck in the hospital for longer than anyone cares to cite, give him a card, and have friends buy you pizza as a reward.
The last thing John Egbert expected was to grow attached to the angry boy in the hospital bed.
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Flowers, and Squiddles, and hidden layers concealed by deceptive smiles, and giggling together late at night under the covers, at anything and everything.
For all their differences, they work quite well together.
[A series of unrelated Rose/Jade drabbles.]
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Let's stay like this, forever.
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Remembrance (Dreams of the Dead Remix) by auxiliatrix (magicites) for ShinjiShazaki
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Mar 2013
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“There are things in this universe that are not meant to be trifled with. My colleagues and I learned that lesson long after it was too late. Most of all, the study of something that straddles the line between science and the magic wizards use in fairy tales should not occur in front of impressionable eyes. There are a great number of things I regret, but agreeing to – or maybe, encouraging her to would be more correct – teach Rose alchemy is my biggest regret of all.”
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Jade Harley has survived 13 years living on the edge of a town where her very existence is considered to be a bad omen. Her life of relative peace comes to a complete halt the day she's discovered.
Now trapped in the abandoned castle where all children with strange dog ears like her go to die, Jade befriends a fallen troll princess and fights against fate itself.
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Rose Lalonde: Space Attorney by auxiliatrix (magicites) for bitternanami
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Dec 2012
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Rose Lalonde, a defense attorney recently transferred to a mixed Alternia-Earth court system, is assigned to the case of People V. Megido. It should be a simple murder case, but what makes it difficult is the fact that the prosecution attorney happens to be none other than Terezi Pyrope, the best attorney in the district.
Thus begins a game of wits, testimonies, and horrendous clothing.
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Sometimes the cracks take a while to appear.
(In which Kanaya Maryam says too little for too long.)
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Dad could die any day, John thinks.
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Aradia had always thought seadwellers were all nasty, ruthless, terrible monsters who abused their place on the hemospectrum. After an encounter with the Heiress herself, she realizes that maybe not all seadwellers are bad after all.
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It’s the way Vriska Serket’s eyes narrow dangerously, eight pupils all reduced to malicious slits the moment anyone even thinks the name Karkat Vantas that tips everyone off. In a stroke of irony that would make the Strider brothers pull the straightest of poker faces concealing a proud smile, Terezi is the one to notice it first.
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Ten Moments That Made College Bearable for Karkat Vantas by auxiliatrix (magicites)
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Dec 2011
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Since the universe knows just how terrible Karkat Vantas is, the unseen forces of fate decide to make him live with Dave Strider.
Little did he know that Mr. Insufferable Prick would end up being the main reason he survived college.