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He'd been smiling without any of his teeth, his jaw relaxed, his brow furrowed. And he'd been staring down at the kid. The kid in Minho's lap, pudgy and warm and solid against his chest. The cameras had been off. Seungmin had given the kid an indulgent pinch on his cheek anyway.
"Have you ever thought about whether you want kids?"
It's not like Minho can. He wants to anyway.
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- Part 2 of and maybe one more
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“I’m playing around with the idea of higher-tier curses,” Minho explains, twirling his cat pen around in his hand. “I think it’s time I start transitioning into more premium clients.”
Seungmin pats Minho’s shoulder approvingly. “Tiered pricing structure, premium differentiation—textbook monopolistic competition moving toward monopoly pricing. I could use you as a case study for my microeconomics class.”
In which Minho learns that faith is its own type of magic.
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"I love how you always make us look like we’re worth paying attention to.”
Jeongin’s whole face gets hot. Somehow, this slices him deeper than any other compliment Seungmin has ever given him—even if he’s not quite sure what Seungmin means by it.
Or: Jeongin has five days to figure out what to gift the two people who have given him everything. The problem isn't that he doesn't know them well enough—it's that he's spent five years paying attention without realizing.
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“You’re honestly so obsessed with me that it makes you look stupid.”
Seungmin laughs again. She reaches for the glass bottle sitting at their end of the table and refills Minho’s water for her. “Here, unnie,” she says sweetly, “have some more water. Since you’ve been so thirsty all night.”
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- Part 2 of craving, not a crush
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no mistletoe (but i'll kiss you anyway) by malbokdiet for Swtch_racha
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
25 Dec 2023
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Jisung gave a nervous gulp. “Your boyfriend!” he repeated in an overly enthusiastic voice. An achingly noticeable pause limped along before Jisung wrapped his arm around Minho’s waist, his muscles stiff with awkwardness. “Yes. That’s me. Your boyfriend. Thanks for the reminder, honey… bunch… bunches of oats.”
Minho forced out a laugh. “Right. You’re so silly, uh… Fruit Loop.”
After unexpectedly seeing his ex at a holiday party, Minho pretends to be dating Jisung to keep his pride intact. Predictably, hijinks occur.
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But, here’s the trick: Hansol plays the game to win it, and Seungkwan plays to end it.
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- Part 1 of let me wrap my teeth around the world
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“Would you… you know? If he asked?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” Hyunjin says breezily. “Maybe if I got drunk enough.” Another hiccupy giggle. “What, why do you care?” he asks, a silvery sly sheen to the question. “Do you wanna watch or something?”
Changbin wasn't jealous. He wasn't, okay?
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To worship is to love, and to love is to know. Seungmin wants to know every inch of Minho, wants to know him down to his marrow.
Sometimes, giving love and taking love look like the same thing.
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Minho sucks his teeth. "It's really a shame, Innie," he says with a sigh. Only, the way his voice is dripping in this smug, patronizing coo makes Jeongin think that he doesn't find it to be much of a shame at all. "The next time you conspire against us, at least have the common sense to encrypt your messages, 'kay?"
Jeongin knew infiltrating Chan and Minho's crew would be dangerous, but he didn't think he'd end up like this.
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Seungmin swallowed her rapidly beating heart down her throat. “Unnie,” she whispered. “What are you doing?”
“Nothing,” Chan answered with exaggerated innocence. “Just making sure you don’t fall over.”
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Minho is 14 when he adopts his first cat. He is 25 when he brings Hyunjin home to meet him.
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The rules of the game: Newly separated couple Minho and Seungmin must ask each other a set of uncomfortable questions. They can either answer or take a shot.
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Minho is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the dick sucking champion of the world.
(What more do you need to know?)
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“Ya, I’m just trying to appreciate all your hard work.” She grabs Jeongin’s bicep and squeezes, feeling the taut muscle roll around under cotton and skin. “They grow up so fast,” Minho says with a theatrical sigh. “I still remember when you had arms the width of toothpicks.”
Jeongin makes an affronted noise. “I deny that ever being the case.”
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- Part 1 of craving, not a crush
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Jokingly, he tousles Felix’s hair with his hand and adds, “Nice job, son.”
Chan’s not sure what he expected—for Felix to roll his eyes, maybe, or for him to laugh and offer Chan another cookie—but he certainly isn’t prepared when Felix lets out a low moan, eyes fluttering shut and head tilting slightly as he pushes up into Chan’s hand.
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Chan will be anything Felix needs him to be—his leader, his friend, his dad. Anything.
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So, Minho is kind of already expecting another tentacle-themed gift when Chan texts saying he has a surprise for him. He just hadn’t thought it would be so—
“—massive.” Minho continues gawking at the silicone toy in his hands. “When did the gift shop start selling 10-inch-long tentacle dildos?”
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- Part 3 of it'd be psycho to psychoanalyze
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“What would you guys even want to do with me?”
“Oh, babe. If you were curious about that, all you had to do was ask.” Seungmin tucks a hand under Jeongin’s chin, tilts his face towards the sky, and says, “We’re gonna fuck you ‘til you’re too dumb to speak, of course.”
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Jeongin plans to spend Valentine's Day alone. His boyfriends have other plans.
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“Aw,” Minho coos, his voice dripping in a sticky sweet knock-off of condescension. “Are you telling me I’m your first?"
Jeongin grimaces as he stares down at his phone. He types and retypes variations of the same message before finally settling on two simple sentences: Bringing home a friend. Please stay in your room.
“Something like that,” he replies cryptically, and presses send.
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In which Minho finds out a few things about Jeongin's living situation, and Jeongin finds out a few things about himself.
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“I heard once that all men are good at either bowling or eating pussy."
“Wow,” Jeongin says as he smooths his hand flat over her tummy. “Guess I’m the exception who’s great at both, huh?”
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In which Jeongin is good at either bowling or eating pussy, but definitely not both.
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“Minho,” Seungmin says, his voice feeling sieve-thin and just as strained. “Please tell me these are matching cock rings.”
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In which Seungmin and Minho get married, have their first kiss, and fall in love — exactly in that order.