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Luffy is noticing things. Like Franky’s butt.
He can’t find the right words, and it’s all Torao’s fault.Bookmarked by nonecanequalthe (martyrology)
23 Aug 2026
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“Oh! Did you grow up eating this, Sanji? You’re from the North Blue, right?”
There is a brief moment where Sanji considers strangling the little doctor, as he can feel the focus of everyone on the ship land squarely on him.
Law’s eyes narrow at that, and Sanji can see them briefly flick in the direction of where Franky and Brook are now bemoaning their lack of knowledge about his background, and then slowly move back until they were focused on him instead.
Oh. This was a mistake.
Trafalgar Law has the weirdest accent he's ever heard, and is clearly hiding something. Sanji is determined to get to the bottom of it.The Straw Hats' chef speaks the Northern language like no one else Law has ever heard, and Law is intent on picking that mystery apart.
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Bookmarked by martyrology
03 Aug 2026
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Something toiled endlessly underneath their feet and dignity wasn't part of its design.
After the dinner, the two couples take inventory. Berdly has a bad idea.
Special thanks to ACDS. Dubious thanks to original author Funnyname: https://pastebin.com/jdWtn9ah
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07 Aug 2026
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Impulse Shopping with Simon Snow by bookish_bogwitch
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Mar 2022
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Simon has many opinions, and is willing to share them.
Here's the entire plot of Carry On told through reviews Simon has left on the internet.
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Bookmarked by nonecanequalthe (martyrology)
25 Jun 2026
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callout post for “@qingqiu” on twitter / “xiu ya” / “Shen Jiu” by tshirt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2024
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i never make posts like this, but i feel like this is necessary to warn others to steer clear of this person. i’m tired of people supporting and defending him in this fandom when his victims try to warn other people. i’m calling out @qingqiu on twitter for his abuse of me and other people when i was a minor.