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    Peter Parker's Tiny Bathroom Window by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)  

    23 Aug 2016

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    The silliest guilty pleasure fic involving Deadpool, Peter Parker, and a window that's too small.
    One-shot. Finished now! Forgive any typos or grammatical errors, please! I wrote this while kind of stressed and running on fumes. XD

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Emergency Contact by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics)  

    26 Nov 2024

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    Jon blinked. “Assist you. In a sex emergency.”

    Damian’s sigh was very put upon. “Yes, Jon. In a sex emergency.”

    “Right. Okay,” Jon said, even though none of this sounded okay, really. “And, uh, I hate that I keep having to ask this, but – and please for the love of god just answer me this time – what the hell is a sex emergency.”

    (Or: the obligatory jondami sex pollen fic. Jon tries not to be into it, but he's very into it. Damian does the same thing. Eventually they figure it out.)

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    01 Aug 2026

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    What Other People Think by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    25 Feb 2019

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    Most people knew that Superman was big and handsome. He was bigger than life in almost every way and radiated beauty, with his sweetly dimpled cheeks and large muscles. Very few people got to see how this translated to the bedroom and Bruce was grateful to be one of those select few.

    AKA, Superman has a huge dick and is horny enough that even Bruce has to get creative sometimes.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Biting Lips And Biting Back Words (It's Always The Same With You) by for klaudos

    Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)  

    09 Dec 2015

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    Illya hates him, he hates this smug American with his trademark smirk and dancing blue eyes that are never up to no good. Well that's what Illya tells himself until he finds out you can't really hate your soul mate.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    #HeySpiderMan by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    07 Sep 2022

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    The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.

    Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.

    Wade aims to fix that.

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    20 Oct 2025