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Peter Parker's Tiny Bathroom Window by blackredallover (3ggnoth3r3)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
23 Aug 2016
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The silliest guilty pleasure fic involving Deadpool, Peter Parker, and a window that's too small.
One-shot. Finished now! Forgive any typos or grammatical errors, please! I wrote this while kind of stressed and running on fumes. XDBookmarked by matter_of_mind
02 Aug 2026
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Jon blinked. “Assist you. In a sex emergency.”
Damian’s sigh was very put upon. “Yes, Jon. In a sex emergency.”
“Right. Okay,” Jon said, even though none of this sounded okay, really. “And, uh, I hate that I keep having to ask this, but – and please for the love of god just answer me this time – what the hell is a sex emergency.”
(Or: the obligatory jondami sex pollen fic. Jon tries not to be into it, but he's very into it. Damian does the same thing. Eventually they figure it out.)
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01 Aug 2026
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What Other People Think by bonzai_bunny
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
25 Feb 2019
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Most people knew that Superman was big and handsome. He was bigger than life in almost every way and radiated beauty, with his sweetly dimpled cheeks and large muscles. Very few people got to see how this translated to the bedroom and Bruce was grateful to be one of those select few.
AKA, Superman has a huge dick and is horny enough that even Bruce has to get creative sometimes.
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08 Mar 2026
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Biting Lips And Biting Back Words (It's Always The Same With You) by Phantomlimb for klaudos
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
09 Dec 2015
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Illya hates him, he hates this smug American with his trademark smirk and dancing blue eyes that are never up to no good. Well that's what Illya tells himself until he finds out you can't really hate your soul mate.
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- Part 1 of Merry Christmas, Here's Your Gift
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15 Dec 2025
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#HeySpiderMan by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Sep 2022
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The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.
Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.
Wade aims to fix that.
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20 Oct 2025
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Don't Hold Your Breath by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)
14 Aug 2025
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“Hey, Bruce,” he said tentatively. “You have a lot of casual sex, right?”
Bruce raised one delicate eyebrow. “Mr. Kent,” he said slowly, amusement curling around the words, “are you calling me easy?”
(or: Not quite fresh out of a divorce, Clark attempts to have a hot girl summer. It goes well until it doesn't.)
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13 Sep 2025
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“Do me one favour, darling.” Arthur hums sleepily. Eames kisses his temple and smiles into his hair. “Don’t regret this in the morning.”
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13 Dec 2024
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Arthur’s issue was simple: without constructing a perfect fort of cushions, he could not get comfortable, and therefore could not sleep. It wasn’t dramatic, and it wasn’t insurmountable— as long as he could pile pillows and blankets around him to keep his battle worn body in a reasonably stable position, he could get a good five hours.
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23 Oct 2024
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"See, throughout the dream I had this sense of permeating wrongness," Eames said, "this sense of suspending my disbelief, this icy, nay, brumal chill of doubt, because surely my Arthur—" Arthur glared at him— "by which I mean, the real, fleshy Arthur, could never get through a single conversation without resorting to total verbal brutality."
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02 Oct 2024
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All You Need is Love (and Chocolate Cake) by fallingintodivinity
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
23 Mar 2016
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The way to an U.N.C.L.E. agent’s heart is through his stomach; or: how to cook for – and fall in love with – your partner in ten easy steps.
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25 Jul 2024
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new money, suit and tie (i can read you like a magazine) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
09 May 2016
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Somewhere along the line, Solo starts showering her with jewels.
They're all exquisite, and extravagant, and very clearly stolen. Every mission, something new shows up; they work among the obscenely rich almost as a matter of course, and she suspects Solo's breaking their safes just to pass the time. She speculates, a little, what proportion of these gifts are newly stolen, and what's been hidden for years, waiting for the right time to surface. The Americans had recovered the art, the antiquities, but apparently they haven't got to everything. Gaby thinks, probably, they've barely scratched the surface of what Solo might have stolen all these years.
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18 Jul 2024
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He’s considering the inside of his fridge, its sad contents suggestive of both his long hours at the office and his relationship status, when the doorbell rings. He doesn’t look through the peephole first, another one of those risks he takes that Illya would label a character flaw, and swings the door open.
For a minute, he just stares.
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18 Jul 2024
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truth or dare by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for Haunted_House
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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“Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.
“Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.
Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.
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07 Apr 2024
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i know for a fact i'm on your mind (like all the time) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Dec 2022
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Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.
“Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"
“I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.
Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.
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- Part 3 of trans!peter fics
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25 Mar 2024
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After ten years away, Derek returns home to find a very different Beacon Hills than the one he left.
He decides it’s much, much better this way.Series
- Part 1 of Kisses
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10 Aug 2023
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pretty thing by silvyri for treslech3s
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Jul 2019
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Peter has two big secrets in his life. One, that he's Spider-Man, and two, something that includes a lot more lace. Well, actually, he has three, if you count his crush on one Wade Wilson, alias Deadpool.
(Or, Peter likes wearing lacy panties, and he likes Wade Wilson. Hopefully the two can mix, if he can just get over unmasking Spider-Man.)
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26 Jul 2023
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In which Eames throws a Halloween party for, apparently, eleventy billion of his closest friends.
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16 Dec 2022
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They've never actually been on a get-away together.
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09 Dec 2022
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“This is why there are rumors, you know.”
“What rumors?” Arthur asks, eyes narrowed.
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- Part 1 of Rumors and Whispers
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16 Nov 2022
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05 Sep 2022