9 Works by mattilamb

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    In a state of extreme horniness, Shane agrees to make a spicy video for Ilya, and it unfortunately doesn’t stay between just them. One guess as to whose fault it is that it leaks (you're only half right).

    (Set in the 2015-2016 season)

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    A quick trip to the convenience store for condoms—Shane can do that. Because it's either that, or not getting fucked by Rozanov tonight. And Shane can't do that.

    It should only take a few minutes. No big deal. Until a man walks into the convenience store with a gun, and that quick trip turns into a bit of a hostage situation.

    Maybe keeping his buttplug in wasn't the best idea.

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    The Cat Distribution System finds Ilya during a particularly lonely time in Ottawa.

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    1/1
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    26
    Hits:
    1,429
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    Shane Hollander keeps telling himself he's going to end this fucked up thing with Ilya Rozanov. They've been sleeping together for years, endangering both of their careers. It's time to stop. It should be easy, right? It's just meaningless sex. And Rozanov has meaningless sex with countless women—that's why he's so good at it. Practice.

    Maybe that's all Shane needs. More practice. And if he practices enough, with enough women, maybe he'll find the right one and finally be the person he's expected to be. Maybe then he really won't need Rozanov anymore.

    Not that he needs him now. It's just meaningless sex.

    Right?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,437
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    To most of the world, Shane Hollander is the wholesome captain of the Montreal Metros. In the midst of the MLH's latest scandals, he's considered a role model.

    With Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander is anything but wholesome.

    And he likes it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    73
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    3,013
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    “Next time?”
    “Yeah, we play Montreal in two weeks.”

    Shane and Ilya DO meet up that day, have amazing sex, and then get into an argument that somehow results in a gaydar competition to see who can sus out (and fuck) the most MLH players.

    Winner gets…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    405
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    2,766
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    Buffy has been having prophetic dreams that warn of her mother's death, and the only way to save her might lie hidden in the woods of Sunnydale. She heads there with Xander, Giles, and Spike, and none of them have any idea what is waiting for them...

    (Spoiler: it's a sex ritual because of course it is).

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    5
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    41
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    1
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    877
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    A late night at the Magic Box suddenly gets very hands-on when Buffy and Giles accidentally fall under the spell of Willow’s latest magic experiment—enchanted mistletoe. One kiss leads to another, and by the end of the night, holiday cheer isn't the only thing getting spread...

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    English
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    3,174
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    84
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1,790
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    Buffy and Riley break into the Initiative in search of information on how to defeat Adam, but they find themselves walking right into his trap. With no escape, they discover that Adam has more research to conduct about humans… specifically about how they mate, and of course he requires a demonstration. Not only that, Adam has an unexpected deal to offer Buffy, one that could solve everything—though it comes with a huge catch she’s not sure she can handle…

    Still, it’s a tempting offer that she can't refuse. Literally can't refuse, on account of the aphrodisiac mist currently seeping into the room…

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    English
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    6,512
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,090

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