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In which Louis gives his Ex a Job as is Sane and Reasonable by mayoho for robokittens
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 Sep 2026
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"Why does someone who can afford a private car service and that many pairs of designer boots manage a coffee shop?" one of the two women, the one with her hair dyed an unnatural red, asked her coworkers. Armand had learned none of their names. Louis liked to hire them young—Armand had never asked but he suspected some sort of public spiritedness—and they never lasted. It didn't take long for most vampires to realize they could use their gifts to effectively opt out of above board participation in the economy. Louis was a notable exception: real estate mogul, art dealer, and dabbler in a diversified set of ventures catering to the non-humans who made up the fringe, complete with a meticulous and entirely legal tax avoidance scheme.
"Eccentric rich-person hobby?" the other woman suggested.
Armand opened the door. None of the fledglings turned to look at him. Pathetic. He had done it quietly and dampened the chime of the little bell, but still. A vampire with any grasp of their gifts should have noticed.
"But Armand hates managing the coffee shop," the redhead said.
"It’s a BDSM thing," the male barista stated with unearned confidence.
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when there’s nothing to lose, and there’s nothing to prove by mayoho
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
17 Jun 2026
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Armand has a new hole in is face; Louis must explore it sexually. This is both cute and silly and (by my standards at least) incredibly graphic.
“Go on then,” Louis says, petting Armand’s hair as he makes quick work of Louis’ belt and trousers. Louis relishes in Armand serving him, would like Armand to continue, undress Louis all the way and neatly fold his clothes, but with his trousers around his knees it is suddenly imperative that he gets his cock in Armand immediately.
“Lube.”
Armand makes a face of naked disgust.
“That’s where your line is? Fantasizing about me shoving my fingers through a thin point of your skull but lube in your eye socket is too much?”
Armand takes it in the spirit it was meant—huffs in mild irritation and noses at Louis’ now fully hard cock.
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Armand asks Louis to come live with him.
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for the wonderfulxstrange prompt: laughingpineapple - Reddit informs me that the name "Diane" actually means the same as "Dale" in old English. Metaphysical hall of mirrors GO
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- Part 9 of Twin Peaks Drabbles
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for the wonderfulxstrange exchange: Dick Tremayne does some impromptu baby sitting
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- Part 8 of Twin Peaks Drabbles
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for the wonderfulxstrange event:
sheryllee - Bobby and Laura at Jack Rabbit's palace
(Also loosely inspired by ValentinSylve's fill from last year)
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- Part 7 of Twin Peaks Drabbles
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I just got your number. by mayoho
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990), The Secret History of Twin Peaks - Mark Frost
23 Feb 2024
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Lucy receives a series of phone calls from a strange man.
written as part of the wonderfulxstrange event for Bluerosering
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Six interconnected drabbles tracking Caroline and Windom Earle's relationship.
There is a door. There is a game.
Gift for ilysetration
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An attempt to help a friend correct a passive moment by mayoho
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
04 Apr 2019
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"Perhaps you have experienced a passive moment at the shoe store, when you sat in a chair as the shoe salesperson forced your feet into a series of ugly and uncomfortable shoes, when all the while you wanted a bright red pair with strange buckles that nobody on earth was going to buy for you."
-Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto
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Scraps of paper concealed in handshakes by mayoho
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
12 Feb 2019
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Former school children don't stop passing notes just because they've grown up.
A selection of one side of a correspondence.
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Eternally yours with a thousand and one caveats by mayoho
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
28 Jan 2019
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Head canon for the last page of Beatrice's infamous 200 page break up letter.
I re-read the Beatrice Letters and Lemony Snicket: An Unauthorized Autobiography and it made me sad (I had it in the back of my head while I was watching the Netflix adaptation, but I didn't really need the reminder that the book version of Beatrice and Lemony's relationship is so much more tragic and messy). This is not fix it fic.