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Alex isn’t gay, okay? What's that to you, anyway!? Sure, he can only get off when he thinks about the cringe sexy goth guy who used to call him stupid in high school, but that doesn’t mean he’s gay, alright!? It’s not like he gets hard when he thinks about men… it’s just one specific man, and he basically could almost be like a girl if you squint hard enough… and it’s like girls are hot when they look like him, so it doesn’t even… it’s like not even a thing.
Whatever! It doesn’t matter because Sebastian moved to the city years ago, right after the fire… the fire that killed Alex’s grandparents and destroyed his house. Now, Alex lives in the community center, and he’s in for a big cringe-goth surprise on the fifth annual memorial of his grandparent's passing.
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“No, no,” Childe hisses frantically. He glances down at his trembling hands and— sickly violet twists around his forearms like an ugly vine. Whatever this affliction is, it's interfering with his abyssal energy.
There’s no time to fret over it. Though numb panic sears through his nerves, Childe forces himself into motion, keeping his exhausted body moving through the next wave of attacks. Now aware of it, Childe can sense the corruption within him. It whispers in the back of his mind, it seeps into his bloodstream, it makes his limbs heavy as lead. Pure spite keeps him from succumbing.
Abruptly, the entity before him pulls out a lantern. Childe feels a gravitational shift as it begins to glow. Around him, the Wild Hunt summons begin to writhe. One by one they dissipate into fodder for the flames, the lantern growing ever and ever brighter. With resignation, too tired to move, Childe braces himself for the blow. The concentration of bright light peaks, and even behind closed eyes Childe can see the flare of it —
— but the impact he expects never comes.
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Stationed in Nod Krai, Childe becomes afflicted by Wild Hunt corruption during a fight. Fortunately, Zhongli is more than willing to assist. -
Male Fertility Rate 1.0 Update by Noitratoxin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2019
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[System: MFR 1.0 available, would you like to perform system and hardware update now? ]
>>> Yes
>>> NoWith a wave of his hand and a huff, Shang Qinghua accepted the update without another fuss, hoping to return to sleep’s embrace before morning came as much as it can on the winterlands of the North. He hugged the extra pillow Mo Beijun had kindly permitted him to have to his chest, mumbling into the soft silken but cottony fabric. The system’s confirmation reply dinged cheerfully in his head.
[System: Thank you for your continued patronage! Installing MFR 1.0 software and hardware update now, we hope you enjoy your new experience ☆～（ゝ。∂）]
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- Part 1 of Male Fertility Update Series
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Makes Sense to Me by gremlin4
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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The Shocking Story of a Young Man's Startling Ascension to the top of his (Unacknowledged) Family Tree
Or, Meng Yao tries to murder his way to a title and sets himself (and, inadvertently, others) onto the path of happiness and love instead
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- Part 3 of Elders and Eligibility
Bookmarked by melonegg
30 Apr 2025