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Alex isn’t gay, okay? What's that to you, anyway!? Sure, he can only get off when he thinks about the cringe sexy goth guy who used to call him stupid in high school, but that doesn’t mean he’s gay, alright!? It’s not like he gets hard when he thinks about men… it’s just one specific man, and he basically could almost be like a girl if you squint hard enough… and it’s like girls are hot when they look like him, so it doesn’t even… it’s like not even a thing.
Whatever! It doesn’t matter because Sebastian moved to the city years ago, right after the fire… the fire that killed Alex’s grandparents and destroyed his house. Now, Alex lives in the community center, and he’s in for a big cringe-goth surprise on the fifth annual memorial of his grandparent's passing.
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“No, no,” Childe hisses frantically. He glances down at his trembling hands and— sickly violet twists around his forearms like an ugly vine. Whatever this affliction is, it's interfering with his abyssal energy.
There’s no time to fret over it. Though numb panic sears through his nerves, Childe forces himself into motion, keeping his exhausted body moving through the next wave of attacks. Now aware of it, Childe can sense the corruption within him. It whispers in the back of his mind, it seeps into his bloodstream, it makes his limbs heavy as lead. Pure spite keeps him from succumbing.
Abruptly, the entity before him pulls out a lantern. Childe feels a gravitational shift as it begins to glow. Around him, the Wild Hunt summons begin to writhe. One by one they dissipate into fodder for the flames, the lantern growing ever and ever brighter. With resignation, too tired to move, Childe braces himself for the blow. The concentration of bright light peaks, and even behind closed eyes Childe can see the flare of it —
— but the impact he expects never comes.
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Stationed in Nod Krai, Childe becomes afflicted by Wild Hunt corruption during a fight. Fortunately, Zhongli is more than willing to assist. -
Male Fertility Rate 1.0 Update by Noitratoxin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2019
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[System: MFR 1.0 available, would you like to perform system and hardware update now? ]
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>>> NoWith a wave of his hand and a huff, Shang Qinghua accepted the update without another fuss, hoping to return to sleep’s embrace before morning came as much as it can on the winterlands of the North. He hugged the extra pillow Mo Beijun had kindly permitted him to have to his chest, mumbling into the soft silken but cottony fabric. The system’s confirmation reply dinged cheerfully in his head.
[System: Thank you for your continued patronage! Installing MFR 1.0 software and hardware update now, we hope you enjoy your new experience ☆～（ゝ。∂）]
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- Part 1 of Male Fertility Update Series
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Makes Sense to Me by gremlin4
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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The Shocking Story of a Young Man's Startling Ascension to the top of his (Unacknowledged) Family Tree
Or, Meng Yao tries to murder his way to a title and sets himself (and, inadvertently, others) onto the path of happiness and love instead
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- Part 3 of Elders and Eligibility
Bookmarked by melonegg
30 Apr 2025
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A Big (Small) Problem by Cornbro
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2022
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Out of pure desperation Shang Qinghua turned to Mobei Jun with pleading eyes.
“Mobei-Jun… My King”, Shang Qinghua said while bowing down dramatically. He managed to squeeze out a single fat tear who rolled down his reddened chin, actively ignoring Shen Yuan’s judgemental scoff. Mobei Jun just looked at him with an unreadable expression. “My lord, please tell me you have a smaller penis than me! Please!” Shang Qinghua wailed while grasping his, frankly quite distractingly muscular, bicep. “My pride won’t survive losing!”Mobei Jun’s stare only managed to make Shang Qinghua feel even more undignified. For a second, however, he could swear he saw a slight twitch in the corner of Mobei Jun’s mouth before he flatly answered:
“Sure, I can have the smallest dick. I will drink.”Or: Mobei Jun has big dick energy and Shang Qinghua is thirsty.
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Hamsterbeam by hamsterbeam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 Feb 2023
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The system grants Shang Qinghua a weird new function, a Hamsterbeam which ends up tossing his life into chaos, all while conveniently granting him a boyfriend or boyfriends. And maybe more?
(Please read warnings for the Bingge chpt)- Language:
- English
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- 15,989
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 1,785
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Bookmarked by melonegg
02 Mar 2025
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Telos by kalon_anoetic
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
31 Jan 2025
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In an effort to further humiliate Chu Wanning and cement his status as Emperor, Taxian-jun expands his harem. Chu Wanning now has to survive not only his unwanted role as Taxian-jun's concubine but the dangers of harem politics.
To make things worse, the addition of new wives and concubines doesn't seem to make Taxian-jun any less interested in him. If anything, Mo Ran's obsession with Chu Wanning has grown stronger, and Chu Wanning has to make some difficult choices to protect what little he has left in the world.
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- 14,407
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by melonegg
02 Feb 2025
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Eijun hated him. There was not a single redeeming quality about Miyuki, not even his excessively good looks! Like, sure, Miyuki might be the most mouth-wateringly sexy alpha that Eijun had ever met, but that didn’t mean shit! Miyuki was tall and muscular, broad-shouldered with a toned, fit body and an intoxicating scent, and he had a pretty face paired with a strong jawline… but none of that was enough to excuse his grating personality. His arrogance was insufferable. Just because the smile he flashed at Eijun was nothing but perfectly lined, attractive white teeth didn’t mean Eijun was going to swoon and let him say whatever he wanted.
Miyuki’s attractiveness was just a very annoying distraction. It was a roadblock Eijun had to overcome when trying to push Miyuki’s face into the metaphorical dirt. That was all!!
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- English
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- 15,204
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 39
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- 826
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Bookmarked by melonegg
16 Jan 2025
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In your arms by luobinghelover
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2024
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The brightness from a computer screen was the only guiding light he could use in the dark.
Hands fumbled for an inhaler, the sound of ragged, loud wheezing in the dark room. Vision blurring, it was clear there just wasn’t enough time. Not enough time. As he reached for it, his finger hit it, and knocked it out of sight. Without any balance, he stumbled to the floor, and crawled towards it, his eyesight darkening.By the time he reached it, his body was weak, and there was suddenly a blinding light. His eyes fluttered shut. Was this what it meant to die? Did he struggle for years on end, just to die so meaninglessly? But he hadn’t even finished the shitty novel he loved dearly—nor college, and he didn’t get to tell his sister he loved her again, or hold his niece.
It wasn’t fair. It all just wasn’t fair. Everything he’d done, and this was all it would amount to?-+-
Shen Yuan nearly dies and wakes up in another world. For better or worse, it was his favorite, shitty novel, and in a strange twist of fate, he is Shen Qingqiu’s biological brother. Can he survive?- Language:
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- 52,176
- Chapters:
- 34/34
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Bookmarked by melonegg
07 Jan 2025
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Bingyuan, liushen (og), moshang (implied) goody
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My cute Puppy turned into a hot Werewolf by bunnyiling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Mar 2025
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Despite being a millennia-old vampire with a cruel history in his past, when Shen Qingqiu encounters an injured and abandoned puppy on the street, he can't help but feel pity. He takes the cute little ball of fur home and starts caring for the puppy, naming him Binghe.
Some time later, Shen Qingqiu begins to interact with a handsome young man who, despite not being a student at the university where Shen Qingqiu teaches, he has a huge interest in the professor's classes and lectures. This brings them closer in a master-disciple relationship that deepens more and more…
But… Why was Shen Qingqiu able to relate his cute dog's behavior to that of the dedicated young man? And, more importantly, why does it seem that people who annoy or meddle too much in Shen Qingqiu's life end up in the news for being brutally killed by what seemed to be a ferocious beast?!
or; college professor and vampire shen qingqiu taking care of werewolf puppy luo binghe while gets closer to werewolf disciple luo binghe.
- Language:
- English
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- 68,915
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 1
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- 1,760
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29 Dec 2024
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New Mission: Save the Protagonist by DopiusPater
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2024
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At least it was a nice day. Shang Qinghua listened to a river rushing nearby. It was the Luo River, if he wasn’t mistaken. That was where Luo Binghe would be found by the washerwoman.
As Shang Qinghua was thinking that particular thought, he heard crying. A baby crying. Startled, Shang Qinghua rushed to the riverside. Sure enough, there was a baby in a little basket, washed ashore. A baby that was so adorable, it couldn’t be anyone but the Protagonist.
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My take on Shang Qinghua (and Mobei Jun) raising Luo Binghe
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- Part 1 of Save the Protagonist
Bookmarked by melonegg
28 Dec 2024
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Being a 30-Year-Old Virgin Made Shen Yuan a Wizard! by stormsonjupiter
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV)
25 Dec 2024
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Shen Yuan is a regular guy with a regular HR job. That is until he turns 30 and suddenly can hear people’s thoughts!
What’s even more shocking is that everyone seems to be in love with him?!?!
A Cherry Magic-SVSSS crossover.
Ch 1: Shen Yuan & Luo Binghe
Ch 2: Mobei Jun & Shang QinghuaBookmarked by melonegg
27 Dec 2024
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Hunt of the Cursed by ari_ridrake
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Sep 2024
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"The Prince returned today! Everyone was at the market to see him come by!"
Mitsuki perked up instantly, eyes big and shoulders relaxing. "The Prince? My, he's been gone for some time, now. Since puphood."
"He's old enough to marry and take the crown, now," an older man muttered as he walked by, "They must bring him back to find him a suitor and prepare him for the throne."
"Why are ya so damn invested in the fuckin' prick?" Katsuki's lip curled in disdain, arms folded as he slouched back against a tree. "He's just another fuckin' royal that'll have fun come Hunt Season."
Mitsuki shot him a glare, Denki visibly wilting behind her at the mention of the dreaded season.
"I oughta wash your fuckin' mouth, Katsuki. We do not talk about Hunt Season, ya hear?"
"It's our fuckin' way of life, hag," he snapped back. "Can't pretend it doesn't fuckin' exist! It does! Happens every fuckin' year!"
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The Benefits of Being Picky by SapphireTwilight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2024
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At twenty-eight, Izuku Midoriya's omega refuses to let anyone become his mate. Accepting his fate, he focuses on his career as a nanny instead. He's looking for a new family to work for when he stumbles across a kidnapping. Unable to ignore a child in need, Izuku puts himself in 'danger', only to realize things are not what they seem.
Here he meets famous alpha chef Katsuki Bakugo, and finds another picky soul; Kota, Katsuki's son, who hates omegas. When he's given an opportunity to work for the complicated family, he doesn't expect to find everything he's looking for.
But will life finally let Izuku have the happy ending he's dreamed of, or will there be too many obstacles for love to truely bloom between him and the alpha of his dreams?
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Birds of a Feather by Vixenfur for Kyper_Typer
Fandoms: ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond
02 Sep 2023
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“I didn’t know you cared about me that much,” Kazuya said. That arrogant smile, the gleam in his eyes—all of it would usually set Eijun on edge after hearing a statement like that, but he knew Kazuya too well now. In this moment of weakness, Kazuya was being truthful, and that understanding slammed Eijun like he’d just flown face-first into the trunk of Seidou’s Great Oak.
His feelings for Kazuya were real, and Kazuya—if Haruichi’s assessment of his behavior was correct—had been trying to court him all this time.
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bad things happen to SQH by shoujorei
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2023
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collection of (mostly dead dove) fics where bad things happen to Shang Qinghua
- Words:
- 326,840
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 76
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How to Fall in Love with your Mortal Enemy (QiuRong Fics) by FireLordTrunks
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
- Words:
- 50,419
- Works:
- 8
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- 87
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How to Attic-Wife Qi Rong 101 by forgetmeyes
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
05 Oct 2024
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What do you do when the man you hate has you in eternal house-arrest because you killed his entire family? Seduce him! And then cut off his dick later. But, well... fate is against Qi Rong this time.