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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    "I need your help, Harry."
    Harry's eyebrows rose higher than Lily thought possible. Ginny shook her head in disbelief.
    "My daughter Jas, uhm, Jasmine, she - " Cousin Dudley stuttered, "she received a letter today. Just like you did. It's her eleventh birthday today."
    Harry nearly dropped the phone.
    "Oh, I see," he managed to say. "That is – that's...wow."

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    06 Jun 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    "A hypothetical question--what if you have a hypothetical former padawan who is in a hypothetical relationship with the hypothetical Vice Chancellor of the Republic. And that hypothetical former padawan of yours is building a crib for one to two babies--how to do you call such babies?" Obi-Wan asked.

    "Hypothetical babies?" Qui-Gon answered.

    "Yes, hypothetical, but what hypothetical babies?"

    "Little Skywalker-Amidala babies?"

    "I guess that works too. But the real question is what would happen to the hypothetical padawan of your hypothetical padawan?"

    "Wait," Qui-Gon interrupted. "I get the hypothetical point. So you're saying Anakin is having twins?"

    "No, I'm saying that Anakin is building two cribs, one with the name Luke and other Leia on it, presumably for hypothetical babies. The rest you assume yourself."

    "Hypothetical congratulations are in order then."

    "Hypothetically," Obi-Wan agreed.
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    Qui-Gon dragged his padawan and grandpadawan fabric shopping. The more he spent time with Obi-Wan Kenobi, the more he realized how hoggable the padawan--his grandpadawan was. Anakin would cope. He had babies of his own coming. Didn't he?

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    30 Nov 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    While many people remember Willy Wonka's factory of pure imagination and livelihood, something twisted turns this factory into a pure nightmare. Four brave souls are willing to put their life on the line to stop a madwoman's plans. How far are they willing to push themselves? Will one of them meet a gruesome demise, or through enough witticism will they manage?

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    01 Mar 2023

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    25 Feb 2023

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    24 Jan 2023