10 Works by milwritescausewhynot
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Central Buvi of Portdom, the largest of civilisations, is built under an explicit hierarchy: within the walls of impenetrable Aegis lies The Magical Citadel, and on the outside lie the Outer Villages.
Fifteen-year-old Nakahara Chuuya is one such unlucky, magic-less villager, overworked and underpaid customarily. So when a mysterious Citadel boy with no memories washes up to his village, covered in bandages and carrying a suicide handbook, he doesn’t know how to deal with the situation.
Will he regret saving a Citadel boy’s life?
As of now, that remains to be seen.
OR: Dazai is an amnesic prince, Chuuya is a lowly villager, and together (or not always so), they go through a series of unfortunate events surrounding magic, beasts and duplicity for seven long years.
[Updates Saturdays BST].
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The Widow’s Cuffs by milwritescausewhynot, soukokuceo
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Sep 2026
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“You’ve laid your terms, and now I’d like to lay mine.”
“What would your terms be?” Ranpo asks.
“Simple,” Dazai says, his eye flitting to Chuuya now. Staring. “I want Chuuya.”
In which Nakahara Chuuya is an Armed Detective Agency member, Dazai Osamu is Port Mafia Boss, and a frigid alliance between the two organisations in light of a common enemy forces them to be far closer than they would like—both tangibly and, eventually, far deeper than that.
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Vacillator: If You Love Me, Keep It To Yourself by milwritescausewhynot
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Jul 2026
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For seven years, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya have not gotten along. It is a fact widely known throughout all of Yokohama. Not just because of Dazai Osamu's fame, but because of the volatile nature of their enmity, one which frequently involves cuts, bruises and, often, run-ins with the law.
But no one knows the truth.
That behind it all - behind the curtains, behind the hatred, behind the harsh words - the two have been sleeping together for years.
But their relationship comes with its rules. And when life forces them to begin breaking too many of them, the delicate situation begins to fall apart at the seams.
OR: Dazai and Chuuya are secret enemies-with-benefits, but an increasingly frustrated Chuuya decides to pursue a very real relationship with a man that is very much not Dazai Osamu. As such, feelings they’ve kept in the dark too long are forced to come to light. But can they ever accept them?
[COMPLETED].
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Nakahara Chuuya has had a million questions his whole life.
Why does he hear a stranger's voice when he sleeps? Why can't he remember the first seven years of his life? Why is Dazai Osamu hellbent on being the shittiest shithead to ever shit on this earth?
On his 18th birthday, however, things change.
Despite no answers, he no longer has so many questions.
Just one:
Where the fuck did these undead creatures come from?
OR: Dazai and Chuuya are high-school enemies that have to work together to make it out of a zombie outbreak in their school — insert unwavering trust, mutual pining and a shitload of angst.
[COMPLETED 15/7/26]
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Everything Passes But You by milwritescausewhynot
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2026
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Dazai Osamu is not typically a jealous man.
After all, everything passes. One way or another.
So why the hell does his blood boil watching Nakahara Chuuya skipping around with some random fucking girl?
In which Dazai has no clue why he feels the way he does after seeing his obnoxious partner kissing a girl. As such, pettiness ensues.
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Little Big Things by milwritescausewhynot, sylv1e77
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
28 Oct 2024
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After meeting at an arcade at the age of fifteen, Chuuya and Dazai had immediately become entangled in each other’s lives. But after two years of dating, dirty arguments and crossed lines, the two broke up for good.
And now, for four years, they had not said a word to each other.
Four years they had to detach and mature. To live their own paths, meet new people, and focus on their careers. Four years to move on.
But meeting at a high school reunion after those four stupid years makes it seem like not a second had passed.
And it takes no genius to know that even if it had been forever, they would have found their way back to each other.
But it’s not that easy.
It never was.
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Best friends is too simple a term to squash the entire dynamic of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya within.
Sure, they’ve known each other since they were children, and they’re each other’s #1 on their best friend lists on Snapchat, and Chuuya’s been seen one too many times in his hoodies. People have also noticed how Dazai’s main muse for his volunteer hobby of polaroid photographer is the redhead himself.
But the pranks they pull on each other isn’t much of a ‘best friend’ thing to do.
Especially when one of the pranks get pulled so far,
That Chuuya is forbidden from seeing Dazai ever again.
And though he sees no good coming from such a forced separation, the one thing that can enhance their futures together is propelled forward at a faster speed than either of them could have ever imagined:
Coming to terms with their unusual feelings for each other.
Updates Mondays and Fridays!Love from,
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Comet 290 by milwritescausewhynot for tsukinozai
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2022
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Damn. Ninety three percent.
Ninety. Three.Chuuya’s grin turns maniacal. “Fuck yes,” he whispers to himself.
“Language.”
“Oh, shit, yeah, sorry.”
“Nakahara-kun. I will not hesitate to put you in detention again.”
Chuuya ignores him, obviously. He turns and is planning to head over to Albatross, but then he walks into the room.
Dazai Osamu.
Slytherin. Demon Prodigy. Bandage Boy.
The bane of Chuuya’s fucking existence.
In which Chuuya and Dazai are academic rivals at Hogwarts and are, of course, in denial whilst they’re at it <3
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Betrayal Is in My Nature by milwritescausewhynot
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 Jun 2022
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When Dazai Osamu is sent on an undercover mission to purloin One Order from the Ozaki Mafia, the last thing he expected to do was fall in love with the very boy he’s supposed to betray.
And yet, that’s exactly what he ends up doing.
How foolish.
I REALLY DO HATE MY SUMMARIES.
anyways omg besties i’m back i guess?I’ve missed you sexy shmucks so much, i’ll see you guys inside💘
Love from,
Mil <3[Updates Thursdays and Sundays BST]
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The Mission That Changed it All and Everything Afterwards by milwritescausewhynot
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Sep 2021
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After a peace agreement is signed between the Port Mafia and the Armed Detectice Agency, ex-partners Nakahara Chuuya and Dazai Osamu are required to fight together again to solidify the alliance of the two organisations.
But things seem worse than expected when Mori Ougai sends the two away on a one-month mission to a far-away city to defeat an organisation that’s been climbing up the ranks. The two detest it but go along with it, swearing to finish the mission within a week.
But living together is nothing like what they expected. It changes everything, and suddenly the two are falling for each other with no idea what’s going on.
And then there’s everything that happens afterwards...
Bruh I’m so bad at writing these summaries so give me a break 😔
Just read it and make up your mind please. There’ll be no manga spoilers because I literally haven’t read it yet since I’m lazy.
Love from,
Mil 😽