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Reversing Superlatives by mindphalluss
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Oct 2013
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Because today is a special day. And there are some things that you still don't know yet.
There are still things I haven't had the chance, nor the resolve, to tell you.
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Inspired by Alone on the Water, this is a letter Sherlock writes to John before his death.
Just a short sherlockian-take on Jame's speech in Third Star.
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Solar Retinopathy by mindphalluss
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
29 Sep 2013
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"He should not stay, because surely the world’s only consulting detective would know that a naked and wet John Watson would be marginally more angry upon discovering that his supposedly dead flatmate has broken into his flat than would a clothed and dry John Watson."
In which I posted a bunch of prompts on tumblr for other people to fill, but then my hand slipped and I ended up filling one of them myself.
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“Dustin’s your Tammy?” And it shouldn’t bother him. Not really. But what the fuck? What does Dustin have that Mike doesn’t?
“Dustin is, without a doubt, not my Tammy.” Will hums, serene as can be. Which is pretty annoying, considering Mike’s sort of wanted to fight Dustin since the words came out of his mouth.
“Oh. You’re sure?”
“Pretty positive, yeah.” Will laughs.
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01 Jan 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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13 Dec 2025
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Will raises his eyebrows. “Is that why you came in here?” he repeats, looking back down at the blue flannel. “To ask me about the weather in Lenora?”
“Kind of,” Mike says, and then, “well no, not about the weather specifically. I just– I wanted to talk to you.”
“Oh.” And Will looks a lot more surprised at this, actually, than the idea that Mike might have just wanted to come to his room to make small talk about unseasonably frigid California winters. “Okay. What about?”
“Anything.” The response is embarrassingly immediate. “Everything. I don’t know. I missed you.”
Hawkins, 1986. The world is ending, there are too many people in Mike's house, and to top it all off, he and Will have some things to talk through.
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01 Dec 2025
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"So," she said, and her voice was just as he'd remembered it, "you've chosen to haunt the castle as well?" She lifted her brows. "I'm dead. What's your excuse?"
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Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts as Potions Master to find the ghost of Hermione Granger floating through the halls. Oneshot.- Language:
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17 Jul 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is running out of time to restore her parents' memories. Hoping a Master's in Medical Anthropology at Oxford will help her unlock exactly how memories can be recreated, she ends up bumping into the last person she expects to see at a muggle university.
After finally completing his house arrest, Draco Malfoy wants to understand how he was conditioned to believe in Pure Blood ideals. A Master's in Social Anthropology seems the best way to free himself from his past. Until he runs into the very person who haunts him.
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11 Jun 2025