3 Works by minduckie
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I haven’t heard anyone say “Granger” since–
Well.
Since everything went to shit.
(Sip. Swallow. Grimace.)
God, I need another drink.
This one tastes like failure and corner-shop merlot. -
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Hermione gets a phone call from an unexpected (you literally see the tags so you're expecting it) non-friend on Christmas day and bless her bloody Gryffindor heart that can't refuse a Christmas miracle.
or: The one where Draco uses the phone booth
Sarcasm, hot chocolate, a yappy sappy Draco, and an all-night Home Alone marathon.
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The Consequences of Being a Coward:
1. Some brooding Bulgarian with a neck like a tree beats you to it
2. You watch as she dances with tree-neck all night, smiling like she’s mentally cataloguing library fines
3. You embarrassingly sulk on the Astronomy Tower until she shows up, rolls her eyes, and proves that even world-class idiots get a second chance (barely)Where Draco Malfoy, Gryffindor’s resident coward, spectacularly fucks up asking Hermione to the Yule Ball, only to discover that the best dance happens after the band’s packed up and his pride’s lying in a ditch somewhere.