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    Rio steps into her room, turns around, and delivers her coolest: “See you never, Harkness!” before slamming the door hard enough to make the old and badly maintained handle clatter to the floor.

    “Gosh darnit!”

     
    OR: Rio accidentally moves in with her old school bully

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    19 Jan 2026

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    “And where would I do that, moron?”

    “I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”

    “You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”

    Well, when she puts it like that.

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    Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.

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    27 Mar 2025

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    Rio thinks she found the perfect submissive for her. The only problem? She claims to be a dominant.

    or: Agatha is a submissive masquerading as a dominant, and Rio sees right through her.

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    19 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    “You know, some do say it is rude to stare” the girl wore a smirk, her voice low, something glinting in her eyes.
    Her voice threw Agatha off, it wasn't the English drawl she expected, it was something else.

    “Well, most would call me rude” Agatha responded, her tone clipped, arms crossed in front of her. “Plus, I wouldn’t have had to stare if you hadn’t stolen Scratchy” aiming to pack as much malice as she could into her words.
    “I- I mean my owl”

    “Well...” The girl drawled, “I’d better give Señor Scratchy back huh?” she poked her tongue into her cheek in a manor so infuriatingly cocky.
    “Oh, just give him here!” Agatha snatch back her owl, face growing redder by the second.

    “You should really look after your familiar Harkness we wouldn’t want anything to happen to him now, would we?”
    How did she know my name?
    The girl simply jutted her chin at the letters on Agatha’s trunk. With that the dark-haired girl spun on her heel, disappearing into the crowd.

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    Agatha Harkness is preparing to enter her sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when she spots an unfamiliar face on platform nine and three quarters. Is she the new transfer student from Castelobruxo?

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    19 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    “If Agatha needed to feel better about herself, Rio would be the pills she has a hard time swallowing. If she needed nicotine so her headache passed, Rio would be the cigarette on her lips. If she insisted on drowning herself in hard liquor again, Rio would be the ice in it. Rio wanted to be everything that Agatha didn’t realize she craved, so she could never leave.”

    Agatha Harkness is an assassin who goes after big-shots. Rio Vidal is assigned as the fixer who cleans up the crime scene she leaves behind. Maybe more than crime scenes, if the temptation is strong enough.

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    19 Jan 2025