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Rio steps into her room, turns around, and delivers her coolest: “See you never, Harkness!” before slamming the door hard enough to make the old and badly maintained handle clatter to the floor.
“Gosh darnit!”
OR: Rio accidentally moves in with her old school bully- Language:
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19 Jan 2026
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i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Mar 2025
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“And where would I do that, moron?”
“I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”
“You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”
Well, when she puts it like that.
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Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.
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- Part 1 of slide away
- Language:
- English
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- 35,947
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 507
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27 Mar 2025
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for you, i would cross the line by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2025
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Rio thinks she found the perfect submissive for her. The only problem? She claims to be a dominant.
or: Agatha is a submissive masquerading as a dominant, and Rio sees right through her.
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19 Jan 2025
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We Are Young by martinixx
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Wizarding - Fandom
26 Feb 2025
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“You know, some do say it is rude to stare” the girl wore a smirk, her voice low, something glinting in her eyes.
Her voice threw Agatha off, it wasn't the English drawl she expected, it was something else.“Well, most would call me rude” Agatha responded, her tone clipped, arms crossed in front of her. “Plus, I wouldn’t have had to stare if you hadn’t stolen Scratchy” aiming to pack as much malice as she could into her words.
“I- I mean my owl”“Well...” The girl drawled, “I’d better give Señor Scratchy back huh?” she poked her tongue into her cheek in a manor so infuriatingly cocky.
“Oh, just give him here!” Agatha snatch back her owl, face growing redder by the second.“You should really look after your familiar Harkness we wouldn’t want anything to happen to him now, would we?”
How did she know my name?
The girl simply jutted her chin at the letters on Agatha’s trunk. With that the dark-haired girl spun on her heel, disappearing into the crowd.OR
Agatha Harkness is preparing to enter her sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when she spots an unfamiliar face on platform nine and three quarters. Is she the new transfer student from Castelobruxo?
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19 Jan 2025
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“If Agatha needed to feel better about herself, Rio would be the pills she has a hard time swallowing. If she needed nicotine so her headache passed, Rio would be the cigarette on her lips. If she insisted on drowning herself in hard liquor again, Rio would be the ice in it. Rio wanted to be everything that Agatha didn’t realize she craved, so she could never leave.”
Agatha Harkness is an assassin who goes after big-shots. Rio Vidal is assigned as the fixer who cleans up the crime scene she leaves behind. Maybe more than crime scenes, if the temptation is strong enough.
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19 Jan 2025
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everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.
Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.
Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.
or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.
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- English
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- 6/6
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18 Jan 2025
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When the CPD gets a new coroner, Rio didn't think she'd be so drawn to the woman. She wasn't ready for Agatha Harkness or how she would bond with the woman.
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16 Jan 2025
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Rio Vidal is the new handywoman in Westview who finds herself crossing paths with Agatha Harkness, a reclusive, mean woman with a secret. As their lives intersect, Rio and Agatha find themselves in a struggle of willpower, desire, and angst. Rio can't resist for long, and neither can Agatha.
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smalltown AU, Rio is a handywoman and Agatha is an established bitch in westview. rio fixes things in agatha's house, and tension builds and they have to confront it eventually---in more ways than one.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,737
- Chapters:
- 28/30
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16 Jan 2025
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Agatha never expected her hospital shift would turn out like this — tending to a reckless rockstar, grinning through the pain of a dislocated shoulder after a disastrous stage dive.
Meanwhile, Rio couldn’t imagine a more perfect ending to the final show of the tour.
— or, Agatha and Rio meet in the hospital, and can’t seem to let go of each other.
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16 Jan 2025
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let loose your longing by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2025
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The blow comes out of nowhere, a breathtaking impact from what Rio will quickly discover to have been the flat of a shovel against her side, sending her sprawling into the dirt.
“You have five seconds to explain yourself,” comes the voice of her assailant from somewhere above her, a vague blob in the dim evening light. “Or I’m calling the police.”
“Wait! Please!” Rio gasps, fumbling to tap at her phone screen until the flashlight comes on, and then—whoa. The night is dark and full of gorgeous, shovel-wielding terrors, apparently. Dark hair, blue eyes, miles and miles of smooth skin exposed by the floral robe tied haphazardly around her. The sight alone is almost worth the wicked bruising that Rio can quite literally feel herself developing. “I swear I’m not some creep.”
The woman looming over her supine form snorts inelegantly. “That’s what they all say.”
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Agatha finds Rio hiding from her ex in her azaleas and chaos ensues.
Things get even more awkward when Rio discovers that the woman who smacked her with a shovel in the dead of night is going to be a guest lecturer at her university for the semester.
But hey, that’s just life in Westview.
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- English
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- 27,326
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- 6/?
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09 Jan 2025
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“Alice basically harassed me into confessing that I’ve never had head befo-“
“No ones ever eaten you out-“ Agatha almost screamed, beer running down her chin in a way that was not supposed to be as sexy as it was.
“Not you too.” Rio groaned.
“Look to each their own, you don’t have to get -“
“Don’t,” Rio cut in. ”Alice already did the whole intimacy talk, we get it, I have some issues. That’s why I’m gay panicking.”
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Agathario roommate AU in which Rio goes on a weird date with Wanda, Agatha feels unusually helpful and they’re both stupid and should’ve definitely been doing all of this sooner.- Language:
- English
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- 57,231
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- 13/15
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04 Jan 2025
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03 Jan 2025
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“There’s no need to be nervous Miss Vidal, you’ve already challenged me in a lecture. This meeting should be easy for you.” Agatha’s eyes flicked up and briefly met hers before returning to the laptop screen.
Rio felt the heat creeping into her cheeks. ‘Amazing first impression acquired.’ She thought. “Yeah, I jumped the gun on that one. I apologise, Professor.”
“No need to apologise. It’s nice to know at least one person in that class has prior knowledge of the subject being discussed. I just ask that, if you’re going to challenge me, you have the confidence to do so immediately and don’t need it coaxing out of you.”OR: Rio is a PhD student, Agatha is her supervisor and some lines become blurred.
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02 Jan 2025
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am I allowed to look at her like that? by AnnieHarkness
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), agathario - Fandom, Agatha Harkness - Fandom, rio vidal - Fandom
24 Nov 2024
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What if... young teacher Rio Vidal is assigned to accompany a class to the museum, only to walk right into the arms of none other than her “recent“ one-night-stand Agatha Harkness?
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- Part 2 of Teacher/Parent Agathario
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31 Dec 2024
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27 Dec 2024
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An office AU between Agatha and Rio.
Agatha uses whatever it takes to climb the corporate ladder, even if it means lying about who she is.
A new office manager is sent in to help her and she doesn’t take too kindly to it until she realizes that this new Alpha is the only one that can catch her scent past the spell she’s cast.
On hiatus due to long work hours
- Language:
- English
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- 39,709
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- 16/?
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27 Dec 2024
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Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”
Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”
Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”
Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.
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Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 152,267
- Chapters:
- 24/26
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27 Dec 2024
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Take Me, Baby, Or Leave Me by WhothefelsewantedtobeLynNyx
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Feb 2025
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“Shut up,” Agatha all but snarls. Rio crooks an eyebrow at her, smirking.
“What, you have dibs on her? Can’t blame you, I guess- she is pretty. Seems awfully nice, too. Sweet little thing offered to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to welcome me to town, can you believe it?”
She doesn’t step closer, but she does lean forward slightly. “Tell me, Agatha. Is she that sweet out of the uniform too?”
“Shut up,” Agatha hisses, and yanks her in for a searing kiss.
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Over a decade ago, Agatha Harkness ran to Westview to escape the mess of pain and emotions that was her life. Years after she'd left THAT behind, Social Services showed up on her doorstep with the surviving son of her ex-best friend. Now finally, she's gotten her shit together and-
And now her ex-wife is in town. What's a lesbian to do?
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Or: a modern AU (for lack of a better word) surrounding Agatha Harkness, her adopted source of stress (I mean, son), her mess of a friend group, and the ex-wife she definitely doesn't still harbor feelings for.Series
- Part 1 of Measure Your Life In Love
- Language:
- English
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- 72,057
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- 22/22
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26 Dec 2024
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Rio is stuck in the monotony of fulfilling orders on Mother's Day when Nicky decides he absolutely has to get a flower for his mother.
Rio is enamored.
Agatha is annoyed.
Nicky just wants a flower.What happens when Agatha realizes she might need help keeping these flowers alive for Nicky's sake and discovers she might just want the shop owner?
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26 Dec 2024
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
- Language:
- English
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- 40,455
- Chapters:
- 16/?
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27 Nov 2024