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    Shane heard the blade coming down right by his ear. The schlick of it as it sliced through the ice, echoing in the arena, the place eerily silent in a way Shane had never witnessed before.

    Then, a gasp.

    Or, Shane Hollander takes a blade to the throat.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    J | Hey why do Boston fans suck so much?

    L | Is this a riddle? Like why does Canadian chicken cross the road?

    J | No I'm being serious…

    Some of Boston's diehard fans decide to take the Hollander-Rozanov rivalry into their own hands after the hated Montreal team wins the cup for the first time in sixteen years. When Shane is attacked it's up to Ilya and co. to avenge the Metros' captain as well as the Raiders' reputation in the MLH.

    In short, Shane gets hurt and Ilya reacts accordingly.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Ilya’s laugh is loud and delighted and absolutely infuriating. He leans back on his hands, eyes lighting up like Shane just told him the funniest joke ever. “Oh my god,” he says, murmuring something in Russian that’s too quick for Shane’s mind to translate. “You want to have a not-sex competition.”

    Shane shrugs. “You said I couldn’t resist you so…”

    “Hollander,” Ilya says fondly, shaking his head, “You have finally lost it.”

    “Or,” Shane counters, stepping closer, “You’re just not used to losing.”

    Ilya’s grin widens. He looks Shane up and down, slow and obvious. Shane’s body has never been subtle where Ilya is concerned and he can’t help the heat that floods his cheeks with Ilya’s eyes on him so intensely.

    “Fine,” Ilya says easily. “We’ll see how long you last.”

    Shane doesn’t hesitate. “Longer than you will.”

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    5 times they don’t give in, +1 time someone finally does

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations.

    And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.

    But.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Hayes thinks the glint of mischief in Hollander’s eyes is really what should have tipped them off.

    After getting married, Shane and Ilya decide they're going to get some well deserved payback on their dear, dear teammates. Chaos ensues, and both of them realize that maybe, just maybe, what started as a joke might be stirring up something deeper.

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    18 Jan 2026