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My heart beats faster when I am with you (and not only because of your zumba class) by missingxjoon
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Aug 2020
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After losing a bet with Jimin, Yoongi starts attending to Hoseok's Zumba class.
He was expecting cheerful people in colorful spandex, not to fall for the teacher.
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Mr Hot Yoga Teacher by missingxjoon for russianxpunk
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 Aug 2019
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When Namjoon's yoga teacher broker her hip in her salsa class he didn't expect that his substitute teacher would be so hot. He didn't expect to fall for him.
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Namjoon lost a bet. Jin wanted to help a friend and win some extra money. That's how they ended up taking part in a social experiment where they should kiss a stranger wearing blindfolds.
(Soulmates AU where the world is black and white until you kiss your soulmate.)
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Red Light Special by hoseoky (LyricalPary) for Hadifer
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Jan 2018
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“I wouldn’t mind enlightening you.”
At those words, Hoseok looks up again, bewilderment and curiosity written all over his face.
“What do you mean?”
“You know,” Yoongi begins to elaborate, his own face revealing a playful smirk when he says, “I could eat you out.”
(Or, Yoongi befriends his loud neighbor from the second floor and Hoseok is in great need of a little TLC.)
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06 Nov 2021
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"Did you know Namjoon still lives in our hometown?" Yoongi is babbling now, unaware that Seokjin hasn't said a thing in several minutes. "I totally stalked his instagram. He still has those killer dimples but he is so hot now hyung, he's got those muscles and his legs are so sexy..."
"I had no idea you were still into him," Seokjin says when he finally finds his voice again.
"Well I'm single and he's hot. It's not like I've had anyone else to crush on in all those years, so..." Ouch. "I'm not not into him, I guess? Back then I never had the courage to confess but now that we're adults I think maybe it's time to make a move, I guess? If he says no, well..." He drawls like the idea of Namjoon rejecting him doesn't hurt, but Seokjin knows him. He can hear the hint of insecurity in his voice. Yoongi clears his throat. "Which is why I thought... You could offer to help him organise the party, hyung. That way you can tell him how sexy and popular and cool I have gotten. And also discover if he's into men. Better maximise my chances, yeah?"
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13 Jun 2021
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"Did you know Namjoon still lives in our hometown?" Yoongi is babbling now, unaware that Seokjin hasn't said a thing in several minutes. "I totally stalked his instagram. He still has those killer dimples but he is so hot now hyung, he's got those muscles and his legs are so sexy..."
"I had no idea you were still into him," Seokjin says when he finally finds his voice again.
"Well I'm single and he's hot. It's not like I've had anyone else to crush on in all those years, so..." Ouch. "I'm not not into him, I guess? Back then I never had the courage to confess but now that we're adults I think maybe it's time to make a move, I guess? If he says no, well..." He drawls like the idea of Namjoon rejecting him doesn't hurt, but Seokjin knows him. He can hear the hint of insecurity in his voice. Yoongi clears his throat. "Which is why I thought... You could offer to help him organise the party, hyung. That way you can tell him how sexy and popular and cool I have gotten. And also discover if he's into men. Better maximise my chances, yeah?"
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13 Jun 2021
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The sound of a ding interrupts him, it’s coming from the stream, “Holy shit! Thank you so much Namjin13 for the 2 million won donation! I just reached my end goal!”
Seokjin drops his towel and stares at Namjoon, “You donated what!?”
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The story of how Namjin accidentally become Jungkook's sugar daddies.
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12 Jun 2021
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"It's not as bad as it looks," Jungkook insists and Seokjin wishes he'd tallied the amount of times he's heard that one.
Seokjin stares and Jungkook cringes. "The other guy looks worse?"
"And who was the other guy this time, hm? Some villain of mass destruction with fucking metal octopus arms--"
"Man, you're really hung up the dude with metal tentacles." Jungkook clicks his tongue. "If you wanted to spice up our bedroom life that much, hyung, all you had to do was ask--"
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jeongguk is spiderman, seokjin is not impressed. but hey, at least it's christmas.
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19 Apr 2021