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Red Light Special by hoseoky (LyricalPary) for Hadifer
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Jan 2018
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“I wouldn’t mind enlightening you.”
At those words, Hoseok looks up again, bewilderment and curiosity written all over his face.
“What do you mean?”
“You know,” Yoongi begins to elaborate, his own face revealing a playful smirk when he says, “I could eat you out.”
(Or, Yoongi befriends his loud neighbor from the second floor and Hoseok is in great need of a little TLC.)
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06 Nov 2021
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"Did you know Namjoon still lives in our hometown?" Yoongi is babbling now, unaware that Seokjin hasn't said a thing in several minutes. "I totally stalked his instagram. He still has those killer dimples but he is so hot now hyung, he's got those muscles and his legs are so sexy..."
"I had no idea you were still into him," Seokjin says when he finally finds his voice again.
"Well I'm single and he's hot. It's not like I've had anyone else to crush on in all those years, so..." Ouch. "I'm not not into him, I guess? Back then I never had the courage to confess but now that we're adults I think maybe it's time to make a move, I guess? If he says no, well..." He drawls like the idea of Namjoon rejecting him doesn't hurt, but Seokjin knows him. He can hear the hint of insecurity in his voice. Yoongi clears his throat. "Which is why I thought... You could offer to help him organise the party, hyung. That way you can tell him how sexy and popular and cool I have gotten. And also discover if he's into men. Better maximise my chances, yeah?"
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13 Jun 2021
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"Did you know Namjoon still lives in our hometown?" Yoongi is babbling now, unaware that Seokjin hasn't said a thing in several minutes. "I totally stalked his instagram. He still has those killer dimples but he is so hot now hyung, he's got those muscles and his legs are so sexy..."
"I had no idea you were still into him," Seokjin says when he finally finds his voice again.
"Well I'm single and he's hot. It's not like I've had anyone else to crush on in all those years, so..." Ouch. "I'm not not into him, I guess? Back then I never had the courage to confess but now that we're adults I think maybe it's time to make a move, I guess? If he says no, well..." He drawls like the idea of Namjoon rejecting him doesn't hurt, but Seokjin knows him. He can hear the hint of insecurity in his voice. Yoongi clears his throat. "Which is why I thought... You could offer to help him organise the party, hyung. That way you can tell him how sexy and popular and cool I have gotten. And also discover if he's into men. Better maximise my chances, yeah?"
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13 Jun 2021
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The sound of a ding interrupts him, it’s coming from the stream, “Holy shit! Thank you so much Namjin13 for the 2 million won donation! I just reached my end goal!”
Seokjin drops his towel and stares at Namjoon, “You donated what!?”
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The story of how Namjin accidentally become Jungkook's sugar daddies.
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12 Jun 2021
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"It's not as bad as it looks," Jungkook insists and Seokjin wishes he'd tallied the amount of times he's heard that one.
Seokjin stares and Jungkook cringes. "The other guy looks worse?"
"And who was the other guy this time, hm? Some villain of mass destruction with fucking metal octopus arms--"
"Man, you're really hung up the dude with metal tentacles." Jungkook clicks his tongue. "If you wanted to spice up our bedroom life that much, hyung, all you had to do was ask--"
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jeongguk is spiderman, seokjin is not impressed. but hey, at least it's christmas.
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19 Apr 2021
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"It's not as bad as it looks," Jungkook insists and Seokjin wishes he'd tallied the amount of times he's heard that one.
Seokjin stares and Jungkook cringes. "The other guy looks worse?"
"And who was the other guy this time, hm? Some villain of mass destruction with fucking metal octopus arms--"
"Man, you're really hung up the dude with metal tentacles." Jungkook clicks his tongue. "If you wanted to spice up our bedroom life that much, hyung, all you had to do was ask--"
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jeongguk is spiderman, seokjin is not impressed. but hey, at least it's christmas.
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19 Apr 2021
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Seokjin, 26.
i'm gonna keep it real, i'm probably too hot for you, but my tortellini is too hot for me to keep eating aloneor; hoseok is fed up of tinder until he meets seokjin and his pasta army
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28 Mar 2021
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Despite having raised his daughter by himself for four years, Yoongi is still so paranoid by fatherhood that everything seems like a threat. That is, until he meets his daughter's friend then her father, Jung Hoseok.
(sope au where yoongi and hoseok are both single dads who fall in love)
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Min Yoongi, The Hairdresser (As Told by Jung Hoseok, The Nail Technician) by Kookiequarrel
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Jun 2020
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Min Yoongi looks like he works at a tattoo parlour.
Perhaps the most obvious fact pointing to that is his sleeve tattoo which spans from his shoulder down to his knuckles. Then there’s his several piercings (five on the right ear and three on the left ear, one on his eyebrow and another one in his septum (and probably more Hoseok doesn’t even know about)), the fact that he always (always) wears a cap of some sort backwards, and overall, gives off the chilled back vibe you’d usually expect from a tattoo shop artist.
But he doesn’t work at a tattoo parlour. He works at a beauty parlour - as a hairdresser.
[aka: a fic where Jung Hoseok (The Nail Technician) narrates the everyday happenings at Min Beauty Parlour, which are mostly centred around Min Yoongi (The Hairdresser). Hoseok also happens to have a huge crush on Yoongi (which may or may not be reciprocated).]
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The Grim Reaper, they called him. He was the weird kid in school who knew exactly when someone’s mother was about to die. They didn’t believe him when he’d said it, and they didn’t believe him when he said he wasn’t a psychic, and they didn’t believe him when he said he didn’t cause her death.
The Grim Reaper, they still sometimes call him. Legendary trial lawyer who became known for weeding out the bad guy no one else suspected and putting them in prison. It was almost like he had a sixth sense for it. Like no one was safe from him. Like the black cloud of death still follows him around and no matter how much he tries to shake it off, it doesn’t let go.
Seokjin wonders at what point death had stopped following him around, and at what point he’d started to become death itself.
in which Seokjin can see everyone's lifespan floating above their heads, numbers steadily counting down to their deaths. the numbers never change, or so he thought. -
Like You're Whispering by joonphases for AnimeWriterFreak
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Sep 2017
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Namjoon needs a new laptop, and Seokjin needs a fake boyfriend.
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25 Mar 2020
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The 4-hour shift at the fish store starts at the strike of 10pm, coursing all the way to 2 o'clock the next morning before he can drag himself back home and sleep until midday. Why does a pet fish store need to be open 24/7 anyway? For what purpose? Which mad man would decide to come and purchase a goldfish after dark?
No one, and that's exactly who Namjoon sees every night.
That statement is only literal to a certain extent, come to think of it. The streetlamps along the darkening roads would sometimes reveal a few pedestrians here and there; solemn businessmen, drunk teenagers, and other individuals who don’t seem like they belong to this time of day. Other than that, the fish store sits directly adjacent to a strip club.
Yes, a strip club.
(namseok AU where namjoon works the late shift at a 24/7 pet fish store where he meets his highschool crush once again— as a stripper from the strip club next door)
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24 Jun 2019
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A bit starved for affection, Namjoon stands in the park with a sign reading "free hugs". He meets a hot jogger who gives one hell of a good hug.
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15 Jun 2019
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03 May 2019
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It's just Seokjin's luck that the man he's been crushing on for months suddenly shows up at the coffee shop he's at to make his life impossible.
(Or, the one where Namjoon walks into a coffee shop to get hot chocolate, but realizes too late that he forgot his wallet. What's Seokjin supposed to do? Ignore him? No; not under under Yoongi's watch.)
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24 Dec 2018
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according to his employees, seokjin has a crush on the cute guy that comes around and orders an americano every single day.
what they don’t know, and what seokjin hasn’t told them yet, is that they’re actually married.
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22 Dec 2018
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There are two types of people in the world, Namjoon realises. Those who live on the bright, sparkling streets of Tokyo where everything is beautiful and filled with hope, and those who live in the dark underbelly of the city, where everything is ugly and steeped in despair.
Seokjin stands at the mouth of the dark alleyway, ready to rip the underbelly wide open and devour the world.
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13 Nov 2018
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Namjoon has a dumb, fat, absolutely crippling crush on his friend’s impossibly handsome and charming roommate, Jin. He tries to stay cool, but Namjoon just feels too much, and thinks too much, and he just can’t figure Jin out. Even if they’ve had sex like, eight times. Wait, is that a lot?
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04 Oct 2018
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take me out (we're going down) by kaythebest for katesicle
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
16 Apr 2017
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There are a lot of things that Jungkook expected from his junior year of college. General stress. Student debt.
He did not expect to be hit by a car.
It’s going well.
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18 Sep 2018
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Namjoon sits crossed legs on the light wood floor of his newly arranged room and considers it wordlessly. He’s proud of the work done already, of the endless shelves stuffed with books, of the cream curtains framing the large windows, of the grainy quality of the air all around. Of the peacefulness exuding from every dark corner. Of the loneliness.
There are still quite a lot of things he’s not satisfied with, though: the coffee table broke earlier, its glass plate shattering in million of tiny pieces for Namjoon’s greatest despair and he really needs a carpet near the sitting area (a plush, fluffy one. Beige? Dark red.) and he still can’t really stand his own presence but the day is still young. At least one of those things can be achieved before tonight, hopefully.Or
Namjoon buys an old library in the tiniest village ever, spills the secret about his magical powers, gets enrolled in a knitting club and is asked to date old women's mysterious grandsons.
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13 Sep 2018
