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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Draco Malfoy has spent fourteen years living a perfectly normal life—well, apart from that one time the Dark Lord tried to Avada him as a baby.

    Then that cursed Goblet had the audacity to spit out a fourth charred slip of parchment with his name inked right across it. Now he’s battling dragons, nearly drowning in icy lakes, and doing it all while trying to uphold the most honorable of pureblood reputations—by actually winning.

    And as if that weren’t enough, Hermione Granger—of all people—keeps inserting herself into his business. Annoyingly, that might just be the hardest part to survive.

     

    This will be a rewrite of all the books from Goblet of Fire and on so I will try to stay mostly cannon compliant. Also a very slow burn Dramoine.

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    25 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    COMPLETE

    BUT with Epilogues coming up soon.

    After a messy divorce from Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger reinvents her life, running a successful nonprofit for underprivileged magical children and immersing herself in old-money muggle fashion. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy, recently abandoned by his ex-wife Astoria Greengrass—who disappeared into the muggle world with her golf-pro fiancé—dedicates himself wholly to raising their five-year-old son, Scorpius. When Narcissa Malfoy, now a surprising ally in the muggle philanthropic world, strikes up a friendship with Hermione, she sees a perfect opportunity to bring two broken hearts together.

    Draco and Hermione are thrown into proximity through a new school campaign project. Once enemies, now equals.

    Hermione, still guarded but hungry for love, falls for the warmth she never expected from her former enemy. Scorpius, charming and clever, adores Hermione, unknowingly helping stitch a family together.

     

    ***27/2/26 Epilogue CH 52 was posted*** Enjoy my loves

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    25 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    A study, a chair, a pair of antlers, and one incredibly ill-fated Christmas greeting.
    Two adults, one filthy roleplay, and zero chance of staying on task.
    Hermione wants Daddy. And who is Draco to deny her?

    Or, how naughty Hermione convinces Draco to start early on the presents.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Harry and Hermione are thrown backwards in time and space thanks to a faulty experimental portkey and land in the compound of the 4077th MASH during the Korean War of the 1950s. They'll need their wits if they're to solve the problems of how to get home while making friends, discovering family, assisting in caring for the wounded and hopefully keeping the Statute of Secrecy secure from the U.S. Army.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    When a singing goblin in a frilly pink dress delivered a Valentine to Draco Malfoy's office, Draco was convinced Hermione Granger had finally noticed his existence beyond their verbal sparring matches. His response? A perfectly reasonable campaign of gift-giving. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Includes completed podfic

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    15 Jul 2025