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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Ed is trying to be on his best behavior, but incompetent assholes are testing him. Roy gives him a break by fucking him about it.

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    06 May 2026

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    I owe you a proper review once I reread this

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    “Forgive me. Most people don’t consider the possibility of an entire pig at their cookout.”

    “Are you kidding?” Ed scoffs. “I’m pretty sure it’s, like, some sort of aesthetic. The epitome of a cookout. Rich fuckers probably pay for this kinda show.”

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    03 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    "Is it alright if I smoke?" Edward asks.

    The question takes Roy off guard.

    "You—" he interrupts himself and tries to phrase it in way that doesn't sound like you said you wouldn't smoke in front of me. "You don't usually smoke indoors."

    Edward glances at him. "This talk kinda feels like a cigarette talk," he says. "Plus, I know the smell doesn't really bother you."

    It does, though.

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    12 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    "The whole SnapChat thing was Al and Win’s idea anyway, and Ed’s not sure how he managed to get suckered into it.

    Winry said it was all the rage. Ed’s just glad everyone’s over the whole ‘swipe right, swipe left’ thing. They tried to make him sign up and make a profile, which didn’t go over well. Despite their…well meaning criticisms, Ed has no trouble meeting folks his age at the university, even though most of them are graduate students to his professor. Plus the thought of any of his students seeing Professor Elric’s dating profile is mortifying.

    Also they wouldn’t let him lie about his height."

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    Amestris + SnapChat

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    "Had Ed hit his head on something recently? Was he dreaming? Never in his wildest imaginings—and believe him, he’d tried—had Mustang come right up to him and offhandedly suggest they have sex, blasé as you please, as if asking if he wanted to get a cup of coffee down at the commissary between requisition forms.

    If, by some miracle, this was real and Roy Mustang was actually propositioning him, turning him down would be reasonable—possibly expected—and the smart thing to do.

    Ed was a stupid, stupid man."

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    Friends with benefits would be all fine and dandy for Ed if he didn't have any real feelings for the bastard.

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    02 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Favourite RoyEd fic of all time. Hands fucking down. No notes. Just excellent. Rearranged my DNA. Bratty, petulant, reluctantly in love gay Ed is my favourite Ed. 1000/10. Add to basket.