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It really is the end of the world (not) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2025
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Tom, the vampire, claims that through his bite Harry has become his thrall. Harry, the fae, claims that Tom has consumed fae food without his permission so is bound to serve him. A lawyer is called upon to straighten out the problem.
The lawyer casually declares Harry Potter and Tom Riddle bonded in matrimony (gasp....married).
Harry tries to kill Tom—and fails spectacularly. Tom finds this utterly endearing.
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- Part 1 of chaotic one-shots
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19 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter is screwed.
With a penchant for Firewhiskey and late-night parties, he had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed the next morning, when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies as a Healer trainee. He also had no idea that his mom’s ex-boyfriend would have an axe to grind, the most eager girl would follow him around like she’d been hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm, or that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Head of Spell Damage.
Like I said, Harry Potter is screwed.
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- Part 1 of Diagnosis: A Medical Dramedy
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17 Feb 2026
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Tom Riddle, esteemed surgeon and head of the trauma department, has no time for distractions, until a cheery pediatrician joins the hospital rotation, and especially when that very pediatrician is assigned as his intern.
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03 Feb 2026
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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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30 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he can't stop crushing on and that damned hippogriff that tried to eat him. And he is going to tell them what's what, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef with Potter too.
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29 Jan 2026