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you can only take what you can carry to the edge of the sea by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Feb 2018
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Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.
What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.
Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.
(Main story fully complete, epilogue in progress.)
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- Part 1 of Sex Magic Island AU
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The Finer Points Of Plantsitting by LandOfMistAndSecrets for shittyminiboss
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jul 2017
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Jade & Davepeta are taking off on a presumably romantic weekend retreat. Dave and Karkat are left in charge of the plants.
It's just one weekend. There's no way this goes wrong.
Or, uh. Gets weird. Right???
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DIRK: I’m gonna need you to walk me through the steps. Think of it as wooing me, here.
DIRK: What’s in it for you?
DIRK: Why do you want this?
JAKE: Well when you shove me hard on the spot like that a fella starts feeling a little bit silly.
JAKE: How shall i put this...
JAKE: Have you ever seen the movie Avatar, dearest?
JAKE: It stars these huge and really elegant androgynous alien catpersons of various blue hues frolicking about in the jungle and experiencing primal intimacy through the act of downright spiritual brainfucking.[ Jake wants to have an "honest conversation" with Dirk about some of his wants and buried anxieties.
Apparently, the upper echelons of English's hierarchy of needs are pretty curious about the whole... narrativic ordeal. ] -
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Dave accidentally falls asleep on Karkat's lap during movie night.
(Alternatively: Dave and Karkat try to be sexy but they can't stop talking.)
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"The plant's common name refers to Venus, the Roman goddess of love. The genus name, Dionaea ('daughter of Dione'), refers to the Greek goddess Aphrodite, while the species name, muscipula, is Latin for both 'mousetrap' and 'flytrap'." - Wikipedia, Venus Flytrap
Dave isn't entirely sure why Karkat threw him out of his room when he was about to hibernate, but he misses him and decides to go hang out in his room while he sleeps. This might be a tactical error... or possibly not.
(prompt asked for trolls hibernating and going into heat simultaneously. i ended up adding the 'trolls are sexy venus flytraps' details because i cannot be stopped.)
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