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Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.
He’s not.
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10 May 2026
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
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Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
It's not a PR nightmare if you never sober up.- Language:
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10 May 2026
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Zak’s voice cuts through Lando’s trance. “We’re telling you boys this now, a month in advance, so that you can adjust your plans accordingly. The team thinks that it would be…beneficial, for you two to spend a week of your summer break together,” he finishes, and Lando hears Oscar immediately release a heavy sigh of irritation from next to him.
“What?” Lando asks, incredulous. “Why would we—huh?”
“For team building,” Andrea pipes up from Zak’s side, one of the few sentences of the morning that he’s spoken.
“Team building,” Oscars mutters, distaste clearly laced in his voice.
or; McLaren are worried that Lando and Oscar will start to hate each other after spending the year fighting for the championship, so the team forces them to go on vacation together during summer break.
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10 May 2026