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Draco é condenado pelo Ministério a viver sem magia por um ano.
Hermione, encarregada de levar o orgulhoso, mas agora impotente bruxo, para uma pequena cabana no meio do nada, nunca imaginou que seria responsável por ensinar seu antigo inimigo a usar uma torradeira.
Nenhum dos dois esperava que a colaboração forçada fosse o início de uma história de amor que duraria uma década.
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Em teoria, a tarefa é simples: matar Draco Malfoy. Na prática, lançar uma maldição no tenente preferido do Lorde das Trevas exigirá tudo o que Hermione tem - especialmente porque ele também está tentando matá-la. Ainda mais quando os limites entre eles começam a se confundir. Às vezes, a única saída é atravessar.
Um universo alternativo de guerra que começa aproximadamente cinco anos após uma divergência canônica na Batalha de Hogwarts.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Three years post-war, Hermione Granger is working in the Accidental Magical Reversal Squad with her rival, Draco Malfoy. In the run up to Valentine’s Day, a serious incident breaks out at a raunchy Muggle nightclub in London: Someone spiked the signature cocktail of the Valentine’s event with a new, stronger brew of Lust Potion. Meanwhile, Ron’s inconsiderateness in ending their relationship on Valentine’s Day, the year prior, continues to haunt Hermione. However, when things start heating up in the club, will Hermione’s icy approach to dating melt away?
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LAW 171: MARRIAGE ACTS
In order to mend the relationships destroyed after the war, in order to repopulate the impoverished wizarding world, in order to put an end to the numerical inequalities between pure-bloods, half-bloods, and Muggle-borns, it is hereby announced, with immediate effect, the imposition of arranged marriages.
Following this, the list of the future spouses:
Hermione Granger and…

