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    “Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”

    “Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”

    Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?

    As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.

    “Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”

    “Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.

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    or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    After Peter Parker, gets saved from a few too many kidnappings by Deadpool, people who have unconventional interests in the mercenary catch on to the fact that the photographer makes pretty good bait.

    Some light life upending ensues.

    Basically I couldn't stop laughing about the idea that the 'Peter Parker getting kidnapped' trope would lead to The Daily Bugle having to give Peter hazard pay or it would make their insurance insane. And thus I am here to provide Absolute Crack, taken absolutely seriously.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    The solid thunk of boots on the tile had Peter turning around and when Wade came around the corner Peter nearly died inhaling his beer, choking on the alcohol and dropping the bottle in the sink as he tried to breathe.

    “Wade? W-Wade? Oh my god, what are you doing?”

    “I don’t know why you think it’s acceptable to just walk in the house and start yelling.” Wade said flatly, firmly, and Peter actually grabbed the counter top when his knees went weak at the authority in his boyfriends words. “You talk to me with respect do you understand me?”

    Peter was too busy staring to answer, his eyes very very wide and mouth hanging open as he took in the sigh of Wade wearing his old uniform.
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    A Prompt from my Tumblr: Peter finds Wade's old uniform and decides he loves it. Wade gets the hint.

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    07 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    “Please tell me, love.” Jon begins. The words crackle with the compelling and Martin’s breath catches in his throat. “What do you want me to do to you?”

    Martin knows that he would answer even if he were not compelled to. Jon had asked so sweetly.

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    “So your answer is ‘yes’? No more questions? Hold-ups? Reservations?”

    “I guess I have one.” Deadpool steps forward and suddenly he seems much more threatening than he did five seconds ago; it does not help to ease Peter's spinning head. “You have to promise you won’t get in my way. Otherwise, no dice.”

    “Sure, it's a deal,” Peter says, though he has no intention of following through.

    Maybe it isn’t fair, but Peter is an opportunist.

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    Peter loses his superpowers during a fight with a brand-new costumed villain. Desperate to get them back, and with no other heroes available for backup, he receives help from an unlikely candidate.

    He’s never been big on team-ups, but this time, he doesn’t really have a choice. Hopefully, it won’t be a complete disaster.

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    07 Nov 2025