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    She sat idly, listening to the din of conversation, feeling distracted and bored. Absentmindedly, she picked up her quill to begin a doodle. Suddenly, she felt the same stiff sensation she had felt before. She looked down to see, in large, elaborate script:

    Merlin, I want to fuck you so badly right now.

    Huffing in irritation, Hermione chose to ignore the quill’s blatant sexual harassment, and attempted once more to doodle her name.

    The blasted thing did it again.

    I can’t wait to feel you cream all over my cock. It’s already drooling just thinking about you.

    About two seconds away from pulling out her hair, Hermione attempted a Finite Incantatem, already knowing deep down it wouldn’t work. She then scribbled back in a sloppy, frustrated script:

    Prove it!

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    His thumbs pressed slowly into her nipples, circling them through the fabric. His posture was tense, and rigid, like he was holding something back.

    A sharp pinch nearly made her moan.

    Hermione was a firm believer in relationships with healthy communication and respect. She'd long outgrown her tolerance for childish games.

    But if Draco Malfoy wanted to lay claim to her tonight, she certainly wasn’t going to stop him.
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    After a two-year dry spell, Hermione is in desperate need of a shag. Unfortunately, Draco Malfoy, her sometimes-coworker and perpetual thorn in her side, has other plans.

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    03 May 2026

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    Cursed from the scar Bellatrix carved into her arm, Hermione is desperate to do anything to save her life.

    Including practicing divination.

    And fucking Draco Malfoy.

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    02 May 2026

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    “Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.

    Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”

    That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.

    In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly antagonizes charms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    “What if—” Malfoy begins, twisting his signet ring with the forefinger and thumb of his other hand. “What if you didn’t tell him?”

    “What?”

    “What if we let people think we were actually together? Just for a little while. Not just the Weasel. Everybody.”

    A Dramione Eighth Year adaptation of Jenny Han’s To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before.

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    23 Apr 2026