timelyTurnabout (mutecebu)
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SBURB Cooking Guide by timelyTurnabout (mutecebu) for GodsGiftToGrinds
Fandoms: Homestuck, SBURB Glitch FAQ
30 Apr 2012
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There are plenty of FAQs out there telling you how not to be horribly mangled by monsters; you won’t find much advice of that sort here. This guide, fellow player, is for the second most basic of needs: food.
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Sakura tries and fails to ignore Naruto's overwhelming presence, and in the process somehow befriends him.
Yamato comes back from a disaster of a mission, only to receive the news that Orochimaru is still up to his old ways, in a new and horrifyingly successful manner.
And now he has to somehow teach the man's unnerving child how to use Wood Release, all while the village's Jinchuriki stares him down.Part Six of a series
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- Part 6 of change brought by little hands
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12 Oct 2022
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Sakura had a full life. She was a magnificent Medical Ninja, a great (more like an OK) Mom, and a splendid Shinobi.
None of that explains why she's staring at herself. And no, it's not a mirror.Or:
Sakura dies a peaceful death, her ex-husband and her children and grandchildren at her side, deep into her eighties.
And then she wakes up.
As her own nearly identical twin. The only difference between them? Freckles.
Oh, and the fact that she's biologically a male now. Oh well. Gender's a spectrum and she knows how to play it like the cheap kazoo it is.Series
- Part 1 of Sakura but She's Her Own Twin AU
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04 Oct 2022
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Project Hail Mary: The Next Generation by TEMullen
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Aug 2025
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After years of scientific advancement stimulated by the Hail Mary's arrival, the Eridians finally make their first voyage to Earth accompanied by Ryland Grace. Earth scrambles to roll out the welcome mat.
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01 Sep 2022
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Dave crash lands in a new universe. Time to figure a way home.
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- Part 1 of => Dave: Be An Avenger
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- 8/?
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24 Jan 2021
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A series of comic strips depicting the daily lives of trolls who act as caretakers for pink human children.
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12 May 2017