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    “There is one more thing. Given the nature of your fall and the force of impact, we ran a full battery of blood tests to check for any internal issues. Everything looks normal, except for one result that… stood out.”

    Shane’s stomach tightened. Stood out?

    “Given your secondary gender presentation and hormone levels, we also ran a standard pregnancy panel,” she said, her words measured and clear. “And the test came back positive."

    For a moment, the words didn’t land. They floated in the air like dust in the sunlight.

    Positive.

    Pregnancy panel.

    Then, all at once, they crashed into him.

     

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    Shane Hollander discovers he is pregnant while at the hospital after getting hit in the ice by Marleau in a Boston vs. Montreal Match and after inviting Ilya Rozanov to his cottage.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Here's what we know:

    - Unconscious 6-7 minutes-ish
    - Woke up JUST before the stretcher went into the ambulance
    - Loudly calling for someone in Russian, no name mentioned, Мой… мой парень… где он… MY BOYFRIEND
    - And THEN there's the whole husband thing...

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    Or: Ilya gets a concussion in April 2018. And he wants his husband. Who isn't his husband. Yet. But maybe he should be?

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    08 Feb 2026

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    His body is good for two things: hockey and sex—even then, the latter comes with an asterisk. He’s good at being available for sex, he supposes, and that is a thought he cannot afford to entertain. 

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Hayden Pike is notoriously terrible at noticing the many details his FanMail videos contain. It's a good thing that fans know how to keep silent.

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    After the outing, we find out that a bunch of fans had already received fanmail from Hayden that featured mildly incriminating Hollanov lore but kept it to themselves.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    07 Feb 2026