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    “Wow,” Ilya snickers. “Not even Golden Boy Hollander is safe from the pussy curse, huh?”

    “Do not call it that.”

    Ilya crosses his arms and looks at Shane like he’s being stupid. It’s a frustratingly familiar look. “It is a curse that gives a pussy. Pussy curse. It’s not that bad of curse, actually.”

    Or; Someone commissions a witch to curse Shane with a vagina. It’s a flagrant violation of MLH rules, but Ilya’s always been good at making lemonade out of lemons.

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    02 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    “You live … here?”

    “Under you,” Shane says and then his face immediately heats up at the innuendo. “I mean-...”

    “You are under me,” he says, looking amused.

    “I mean I live in the apartment underneath the one you live in,” Shane says, flustered. “If you need anything, you can knock anytime.”

    “I knock anytime,” he echoes, and this time his grin turns a little sly. “If I need.”

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    25 Jan 2026

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    "Whose dick was Hollander gonna fuck her with anyway?” O'Connell says.

    “What’d you mean?” the other guy asks.

    “Asian dick, man.” O’Connell pinches his forefinger and thumb together. “No fucking chance that thing is big enough.”

    Is plenty big, Ilya nearly says, before catching the tip of his tongue between his teeth.

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    25 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Since I was — how did you say it? Was not at work today? I will take the night off too. Good employee Shane Hollander can do all the work himself.”

    Shane chirps Ilya a little and gets in a lot over his head.

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    ilya pov. hollanov in college. getting together (after a while)

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    25 Jan 2026