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"Holy shit!" Vic gasps, gaping at Ilya. "Holy shit," he repeats more slowly as realization dawns on him. "Shane Fucking Hollander is your Montreal girl?"
OR: Ilya's teammates go with him to visit Hollander at the hospital and a high-on-painkillers Shane can't keep his mouth shut. Ilya learns that when it comes down to it, ice is thicker than blood.
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23 Mar 2026
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Yuuri had just wanted Wolfram to stop hogging his bed...
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23 Mar 2026
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When Yuri makes his 'Maoh' self deal with Wolfram, he finds his alter ego is far too happy to cuddle up to his fiesty fiance.
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23 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander and Harris Drover conspired to force Ilya Rozanov to make social media content. The people want what they want, and this time, it’s a video of Ilya recording every time he craves something. And unfortunately for Harris (and Shane), Ilya is craving a lot of NSFW things and is withholding from Shane until after the video is finished.
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Ilya Rozanov is in trouble. The Centaurs media coordinator has given Ilya a task: film content for the team’s TikTok.
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21 Mar 2026
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St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up
St-Simon: the last one was so bad
St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT
St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together
Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.
Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.
Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up
Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination
St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head
[Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]
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- Part 2 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
- Part 2 of a collection of hollanovs
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20 Mar 2026