nevermindirah
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(let me be) a seal upon your heart like the seal upon your arm by nevermindirah
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movies 2020 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Oct 2025
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I'm grieving TOG2 and so is Nile. and then: magic.
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...did anyone else notice how they were wearing skinny jeans on an op by nevermindirah
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
21 Aug 2025
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Nile Week 2025 day 3: skills
Nile is smart! Too smart not to notice the sudden high volume of very weird shit all around her.
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Gift-giving is yet another of her many talents. God does he love her.
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"It's such a bad idea, but I can't get it out of my head."
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"I think it's about time you fuck me. What do you say, boss?"
A sequel in Nile's POV to This Is The Why (I want to be your Dom).
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occasional secret meetings of the We're Not Even Five Hundred Years Old Yet Club by nevermindirah
Fandom The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
28 Apr 2021
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A series of loosely connected one-shots where Booker provides Nile with emotional support because I live for this shit and fandom doesn't produce enough of it.
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one of your eyes is always half-shut (something happened when you were a kid) by jade_werla
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander is not a small fucking guy; he is all muscle, with big, calloused hockey-player hands and eyes nearly pretty enough to disguise the violence hidden in breadth of his shoulders.
Alexei is impressed.
Not a bad get, for someone fished out of a pool of hockey men who look like thumbs, their noses like squashed tomatoes and ears like boat sails. If it could not be beautiful, nosy bitch Svetlana, if it has to be a man, if it has to be a hockey player, then rich as God Shane Hollander isn’t the worst Ilyusha could have pulled.
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or Alexei is in deep shit. He can’t get to Ilya, so he tries the next best thing.Bookmarked by nevermindirah
05 Oct 2026
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The Discipline Of It by AmalfiCoast
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Apr 2026
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Shane was fourteen the first time a number felt like safety.
The nutritionist worked out of an office in Kanata, framed certificates, a calm voice, laminated charts with columns. She explained it simply: fuel in, output required, timing of each. She said it was a starting point.
Shane took notes in the margins the way he took notes on everything—completely, past what was required. Yuna had found the nutritionist herself, sat beside him, and took notes too.
Like mother, like son.
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Or: Shane’s system works until it doesn’t; Ilya notices first.
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
22 Sep 2026
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It's embarrassing enough that Shane wanders off his hiking trail and goes missing for two days, but thanks to Hayden's big mouth, everyone knows he was recently dumped, and they have a lot of wrong opinions about why Shane disappeared.
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
19 Sep 2026
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#KissCampaign by Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), greedy_dancer, lc2l, Pennyplainknits, with (Tipsy_Kitty), yourinsomnia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Sep 2026
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Welcome to Patins et Rondelle! This is a special episode of the podcast because it’s an edited down version of my now famous livestream from last weekend's video leak and charity fundraiser. I have trimmed out the fat for pacing and cut out all the copyrighted material so it won’t get immediately taken down but will still allow you to relive the four hour journey we all went on after Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov were caught making out in the background of a Hayden Pike FanMail video.
#KissCampaign #IrinaFoundation #LoveisLove
[A Collaborative podfic project for Pod_Together 2026]
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
07 Sep 2026
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
17 Aug 2026