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    The first thing Shane Hollander tells his parents about the man he will marry one day is that he’s kind of a dick.

    Or, five times Yuna asked Shane about Ilya Rozanov (and one time she asked David about them).

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    13 Jun 2026

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    or, how Shane Hollander learned to stop worrying and love (Ilya Rozanov's) dick one summer in Italy

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    Every year, the Hollander family decamps from the Ottawa suburbs to spend the summer in northern Italy. And every year, Shane dreads the arrival of the summer guest—the graduate student his parents insist on hosting. Shane not only has to move out of the larger room for the guest, he has to move into a smaller adjoining room and share a bathroom and balcony with said guest for the rest of the summer.

    Shane hates this summer's guest already, because he's arriving three weeks early. Then the guest arrives, and he has curly hair and long eyelashes and insane chest muscles, and he's so fucking charming, and Shane just—Shane hates him.

    Hates that he can't get away from him. Hates that he can't stop thinking about him. Hates his tiny shorts and unfairly round ass.

    Just, yeah. Shane hates him.

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    A Call Me by Your Name remix, in the key of Hollanov. Featuring: a smaller age gap (than in CMBYN)! The erotics of water drinking and fruit eating! Tiny bathing suits and billowy shirts! Yuna and David are around too!

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    Shane and Ilya sign with Ottawa on July 1st 2018. It goes startlingly well (apart from all the bits that don't).

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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