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  1. Rec 46

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you need a place to live on account of your current jobless homelessness.

    In which Jane Crocker is not the same as she was in high school, Detective Karkat Vantas has the patience of a god, the Felt is disposed of off-screen, Lord English is a scrawny thirteen-year-old for most of his life, Gamzee Makara is a troll unhinged, Dave Strider is Not Amused, and Dirk Strider has no idea what he's getting himself into.

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    27 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    “’Sup Sildar, hey nerd lord,” the caller began, voice casual and lilting. Barry snorted while Lucas flushed a beet red.
    “I-I don’t think that’s quite the right attitude to begin your call with,” Lucas interrupted, clearly flustered.
    “Yeah, probably not. Anyway, I’ve been listening to the show for a while and I think you’re right about a lot of stuff-"
    Lucas looked pleased for a moment.
    “- but you’re also dead wrong about a lot of shit.”

    Barry and Lucas run a late night fringe science radio show a few nights a week. Their newest (and only) caller gets under Lucas's skin and captivates Barry.

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    21 Feb 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Famous musician Kravitz hasn't put out an album for a hot minute, so his agent decides to push him into a big publicity gambit he's not entirely sure about: pretending to be engaged to beloved but infamous celebrity chef Taako. Taako couldn't be more excited. It'll be a lot of fun to pretend to be in love, and surely nothing could possibly happen between the proposal and the wedding that might challenge them.

    You know, like falling in love for real.

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    25 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Taako should be on TV, not in a fucking elf costume in the fucking mall's Santa's Village with a bunch of weirdos. But maybe it isn't so bad--that photographer Kravitz is pretty hot, and not entirely terrible to be around. Maybe Taako could get a boyfriend for Candlenights...if he can get up the courage to ask.

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    23 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    When Taako wins tickets to the concert of a lifetime, he invites his coworker Kravitz along for the ride, with a catch: they're going to pretend to propose to each other to get free food along the way. It's all in good fun--just a thrifty grift!--until they start to fall for each other for real. What could possibly go wrong?

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    20 Jan 2025