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  1. Rec 91

    It was a typo, honest! by

    Fandoms: The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)  

    09 Sep 2024

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    Blue @blueninja
    I’m starting my villain arc fr.
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    Red @redninja
    HUH?&?
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    Blue @blueninja
    This aint my alt wait😧
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    Or; In which i make a social media fic of ninjago and make jay the main character for shit and giggles

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Give those bitches à Twitter

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    moats and boats and waterfalls by

    Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)  

    29 Aug 2024

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    “What if we just…sued Harumi,” Cole says. “Like, there’s gotta be some law that could work in our favor here.”

    “I don’t think the court would go for that,” Lloyd mutters. “Since they’re all morally corrupt frauds who hate us.”

    “Yeah! Down with the system!” Kai punches his fist in the air. 

    Post-Crystalized — after surviving apocalypse no. 2 (possibly 3, currently under debate) the ninja now face the unspeakable horrors of budgeting.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    insane how good this is holy shit

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    twitter was a mistake by

    Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

    22 Sep 2021

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    Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑

    so who was gonna tell me that Jay used to be a game show host huh

     

    🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑

    Replying to @flaminhotninja

    NO WHO SHOWED YOU

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    a small social media au

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    15 Dec 2025

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    someone put that ninja on a leash where is he finding these animals

  4. Rec 56

    Pushing Buttons by

    Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

    28 Aug 2022

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    hot n saucy: zane just told me a very interesting story about u messing around w/ a tv remote. sound familiar, jay?
    Choccy milk: Youre gonna need to give us a little more context, firecracker
    Electric Boogaloo: shit shit i can explain
    hot n saucy: apparently sparky here decided to make zane do all his chores by controlling him w/ a tv remote
    Choccy milk: YOU DID WHAT
    Electric Boogaloo: okay maybe i cant explain

    (OR - the rest of the team finds out about the events of “Remote Control Zane” and react about as chaotically as you’d expect, group chat edition)

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    14 Dec 2025

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    my love of chatfics follows me to yet another fandom, i cannot be stopped

  5. Rec 29

    consistently in love by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    13 May 2020

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    harry always seems to call peter by his full name.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    like a mug of hot chocolate with marshmellows while it's storming outside