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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is thirteen years old when his best friend teaches him how to kiss and he realizes the girl he’s learning for isn’t the one he really wants to kiss.

    Eddie Kaspbrak is forty years old when he reaches for a box of spaghetti noodles and gets something much better: the chance to kiss the one he really wants to kiss, even twenty-seven years later.

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    10 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Eddie isn't stupid, he knows what love feels like. And he also knows that even if his love isn't wrong, many people in Derry will tell him the opposite. It's a horrid and cruel town, nothing he can do about it. Most people don't matter to him anyway. The only person he cares about is Richie, and he hopes with all his heart that the feeling is mutual.

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    10 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Oh. Oh my god.” Richie’s eyes widened, his eyebrows raising above his glasses. “Have you not kissed anyone?” 

     Eddie grimaced, staring at a purple stain on Richie's carpet. It was probably ink. Probably. “Uh, no?” He glanced back up. “Is that a problem for you?” 

     “Oh my fucking god. Eddie Kaspbrak has never had his first kiss! This is gold!” Richie practically cackled. 

     Eddie rolled his eyes, trying to blink away the heat he’d gained on his cheeks.

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    Eddie hasn't had his first kiss yet, and Richie offers to help out. Misunderstandings ensue.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    THIS IS SO GOOD THIS IS SO SO SO GOOD
    i can't stop reading reddie practice kissing fics so this was a treat to read :)

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    "If Richie doesn’t get a clue soon, Eddie’s going to fucking scream."


    There's only one person who fits the bill of Eddie's memories of his soulmate from other universes. If only the idiot could figure it out for himself.

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    31 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Something in that moment shifted for him, because now all he could think was, I wish you would kiss me.

    It wasn’t even really the fact that he was gay that sent him into a full on crisis, it was the fact that it was Richie of all people.

    You just had to go and get a crush on your best friend, huh? Nice going, dumbass. Richie, who was loud and obnoxious, who teased him non-stop, who made inappropriate jokes about fucking his mother, who ruffled his hair and kissed his cheek just to annoy him, who called him Eddie Spaghetti.

    He fucking liked Richie Tozier.

    This was dangerous. Richie was his best friend, and you weren’t supposed to get feelings for your best friend, especially if you’re both boys.

    So no one could find out. This was a secret that would live and die with him, even if it meant being slowly eaten away until he withered down to bones.

    That was, until Bill and Bev started dating.

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    or in which Richie tries to send hints to Eddie, chasing him, while Eddie runs away, convinced there’s no way Richie could like him back. Naturally, this results in an excruciating amount of pining between two best friends who are both too afraid to mess it up.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    i seriously can't stop re-reading this fic