nochurproblem
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- The 100 (TV) (2)
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People rarely mistake their soulmate for another one.
So when Yoongi comes up to a group of girls at the small coffee shop where he works; when he calls out "Jimin" and one of them turns around with wide eyes asking "How do you know my name?" he doesn't think much of it. He just looks down at his arm where the exact same words are engraved, while she glances at hers, adorning "Jimin" in a fancy writing.
“It's written on the cup,” he says blankly and she giggles.He just found his soulmate and it isn't half as romantic as people like to make it out to be.
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When Yoonji's so-called "friends" forcefully enroll her lazy ass to the gym, she swears to escape from this hellhole.
Then she notices some cute girl with plush lips and the nicest ass in the universe, and suddenly all she ever wants to do is go to the gym.
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Jimin vaguely notices it's Yoongi's phone before his eyes actually focus on what's on the screen.
Pale pink panties and thigh highs.
Cat ears perched on a man's head and a collar around his neck adorning a little silver bell, lean body shamelessly exposed under Jimin's horrified gaze.
He almost chokes on his salad, a hot high blush starting to rise from the back of his neck to his cheeks.Who would have thought Min Suga of all people had a porn blog on tumblr.
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Now what? He had rescued a baby cat that had been dumped there – probably not by it's owners if Jimin could tell by it's state, maybe some stupid passer by.
He didn't really know what he should do right now, except that there was no way he was leaving the poor thing to die out there.Yoongi might have been a human trapped in a cat's body, but he could still know beauty when he saw it.
And that boy was gorgeous – eyes disappearing in half-moons and plump lips stretching over perfect teeth. -
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“Err I’m sorry,” Jimim apologizes with a quick bow, “we don’t have any almond milk, but we do have soy milk, would you like that instead?”
Pretty Boy scrunches up his nose and seems to hesitate, still considering his options even though he already looks pretty dejected.
“Yeah okay, soy milk then.”
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That 'Redhead Babyface/FUCK U-UP' Duality by WhatTheBodyGraspsNot
Fandoms: Shameless (US)
30 Jan 2022
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The absolute last thing Mickey expects when he goes to the bar is to get badgered into doing softcore porn, but the money sounds good. And this redhead won't leave him the fuck alone until he agrees. And maybe partnering up with him for a couple POV shots wouldn't be the worst thing on the planet.
Mickey's smart enough to recognize a slippery slope when he wants to. But he's gotta want to. And tonight the slippery slope is wearing body glitter and short-shorts.
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03 Jun 2025
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Old house, new love. Construction workers Ian and Mickey meet on a home restoration job.
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02 Jun 2025
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Mickey Milkovich isn’t Ian’s first choice to get stranded in a snowstorm with, but he’s also not the worst. He supposes there’s certain advantages to hunkering down in an abandoned cabin with his ex, even if said ex keeps reminding him why they broke up with his big mouth and shitty attitude. It wasn’t all bad back then, though. The sex was the best he’s ever fucking had. And surely Ian can spend one night in close quarters with Mickey again, fire roarin’ and whiskey pourin’, without letting his dick make all the decisions.
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23 May 2025
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Ian can't stand the new chef at the restaurant he works at. Until he gets to know him. Then things really start to heat up.
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24 Apr 2025
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Coming back to Hogwarts has given Harry more time to reflect than he really wanted, and he's learned he never quite stopped being the envious little boy in the closet. Wanting and wanting, never to have.
If what Harry wants is pain, who better than Draco Malfoy to provide?
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04 Aug 2024