nonexistent_will_to_live
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
It’s bad in every way a restaurant can possibly be bad, but mostly because the kitchen cannot cook decent food. Any meal at this hermetic, self-regarding restaurant brings a protracted march of bland, tepid dishes.
This restaurant is soulless, overpriced, and (curiously!) still manages to be packed. Perhaps its diners are masochists. Or perhaps London has finally embraced nihilism, culinary or otherwise.
Percy Weasley is London’s most feared food critic. One poor review from him can make or break a young chef's career. He’s known for his razor-sharp palate, brutal honesty, and the fact that he’s never once in eight years given a single five-star review. People say he hates food. He doesn't. He just hates bad food.
All Oliver Wood wanted to do was play professional football. But after a career-ending injury, he pours his energy into cooking. His soft-opening for his passion project restaurant The Pitch is off to a quiet start. That is, until a striking redhead walks in and agrees to be the first customer to try his food.
~
Or Food Critic Percy Weasley meets Former Professional Athlete turned Chef Oliver WoodBookmarked by nonexistent_will_to_live
16 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
When Percy Weasley opens the door to his dorm for the first time, he doesn’t expect a soaring Quaffle to be flying his way. And he doubts for the first time that his well-planned life at Hogwarts might go awry as he sees the boy (probably responsible for his near-death experience) scrambling over, apologizing frantically.
Perciver! Time skips starting in their first year up until their seventh year. Perciver through their years at Hogwarts.
Why people ship Perciver in 4000 words!
Series
- Part 1 of Quills and Quaffles
Bookmarked by nonexistent_will_to_live
15 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Ralph has lived his life as the golden boy. The epitome of what everyone else wanted to be. Jack is exactly the same as him, on the other end of the spectrum. Society makes them know that they are two Gods walking undisturbed amongst men.
Unfortunately, the only thing that can kill a God is another God.
AU: Ralph really needs to sort out his priorities
Bookmarked by nonexistent_will_to_live
10 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
It's the end of the world, Harry wants to sleep the day away, while Voldemort wants to spend their last day together.
Bookmarked by nonexistent_will_to_live
09 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Eleven years old, in a shack on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter learns there’s an entire secret world of people just like him. People with magic. People who are strange. Perhaps even people who are trouble.
Except, even here, no one is strange like him.
(At least, not yet.)
AKA: Three meetings between Lord Voldemort and the Boy-Who-Lived.
Bookmarked by nonexistent_will_to_live
09 Dec 2025