5 Works by nonpanary

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    The title doesn't relate to the story other than it's the name of a sad Queen song with vaguely similar themes if you squint.

    But anywho, in this fic Gabriel and Beelzebub decide to punish Aziraphale and Crowley by turning Crowley into a human and erasing his memory, so the general plot we have is Aziraphale being in love and pining after human!Crowley who doesn't know who he is.

    Also I just want to give a quick thank you to atalan who wrote Flowers for Anthony (https://archiveofourown.org/works/20126557) because I already wanted to write human!crowley but I wasn't going to get around to it, and then I read that fic and it inspired the hell out of me (ayyeee ;)) and now here we are !

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    Frisk was a poor human exiled from their village for mass-flirtation and heartbreak. Chased away by an angry mob they climb Mount Ebott and fall down into a chasm. Now there are monsters trying to kill them and take their soul, but is that going to stop Frisk's determination to flirt?

    Well, for the purposes of this plot, I sure hope not.

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    So the game has ended and everything reset back to what it should have been (for example the humans are all back on Earth in their appropriate timelines) except Alternia is a bit different. This isn't a relevant plot line, it's just my knowledge of Alternia pre-game is little.

    ANYWAY, there is sorta a gang called the Highbloods who are basically blue-blood and up who act as the authority figures of Alternia.

    Having mutant blood is now illegal, punishable by death/torture, Karkat gets captured, eventually escapes, and is close to death. The only person who can take him in is Gamzee, who's sane again, and he nurses kk back to health, while karkles, in turn, nurses Gamzee's guilt and stuff.

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    2/?
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    Jake, who lives in New Zealand, is visited by his internet pals Dirk, Roxy, and Jane and they go camping. The title is probably a better summary than the summary lmao.

    There is quite a bit of (terrible) humour but this is no crack I promise. I take dirkjake way too seriously for that.

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    Transmale!Dave au where no one but Bro and Dave know that he's dfab except Bro is dead (whoops). Dave is now on the three year meteor trip thing but he's really self conscious and feels like he's annoying and unwanted.

    Blah blah stuff happens. Tw for some gender dysphoria and slight angst.

    (Ps this is "teen and up" and rated as "underage" because there may probably be some smut later on and Dave is 16, which I understand is illegal in (not my country but) some places. ALSO I DONT CONDONE 16 YEAR OLD SEX PLS LET ME SAY But like given the situation that the only humans left at that time are a bunch of 16 year olds and some aliens I say frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac the rules.

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