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    "Come here," said Crawly, beckoning. "I'll give you a lift."

    "Really?" Aziraphale asked, brightening. "That would be wonderful — you're too kind."

    "Don't say that."

    "Oh, of course — um — I'm sure you're very dastardly, forcing an angel to be indebted to you."

    Crawly looked Aziraphale up and down. He hadn't been thinking of favors. He'd been more preoccupied by how Aziraphale's sodden robes clung to his chest and back, the white fabric turned translucent by the rain.


    It's been rather more than seven days since creation; Crawly and Aziraphale take advantage of the fact that Heaven hasn't had a chance to invent anti-sodomy laws yet.

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    09 May 2022

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    Same author as "you're not a religious person (but)" so it's good

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    "You want to have sex with me." He had announced without a single word of preparation or hint that he was about to say such a thing.

    If Aziraphale hadn't been a supernatural entity he would have spewed wine out of his nose. He is very fortunate that wine knows better than to misbehave around him. Some of his dignity is spared but it is a close thing that is still very much at risk as he stares in horror at the smirking demon across the table from him.

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    07 May 2022

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    "So, this… look you're going for," Lucius starts, testing the waters.

    Blackbeard stares at him with vacant eyes. Jesus. Lucius is viscerally reminded of the man's dead-eyed look before he pushed him overboard.

    "Does it feel like the right choice for you? Are we happy with it?"

    "Do you have a fever?" Blackbeard asks, voice hoarse.

    Lucius cocks his head and says, "Don't think so. Do I look hot?" He winks.

    Blackbeard lifts his hand and presses his fingers roughly against Lucius' forehead.

    "What are you—"

    "No fever," Blackbeard grunts and draws back. "Good. Didn't want to cut off your fucking hand."

    Lucius drawls, "I'm touched."

     

    Or: Lucius survives. For better or for worse.

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    08 Apr 2022

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    Stede and Ed both get to experience something new.

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    Or, they don't just almost kiss under the moonlight after setting fire to the fancy-party ship.

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    28 Mar 2022

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    Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him.

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    27 Mar 2022