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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Cell likes when you cry during sex.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    It got big help

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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    08 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    he is being unfair, henry knows. it is unkind to hold hans and think of all the ways he can leave him; to touch upon sacred flesh and trace new constellations and then turn his mind onto different, more curious ventures. as though the body of his lord is of no consequence; as though it would make it hurt less in the end.

    perhaps it will.

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    henry picks at the blisters meticulously, tenaciously, like a man of medicine would. sam notices, hans notices, but henry remains unaware, too focused on what he notices about himself.

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    12 Jun 2025

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    Talk, talk, talk-

    It was all everyone in camp did, but Arthur-

    Arthur listened. Listened to him, a lone wolf, a "taciturn dimwit", as he'd been called more than once. The man with the broadest shoulders Charles' had ever seen, face marred by years of the life of an outlaw, looked to him every night over the fire and seemed to soften. Seemed to relax after a day's work- lord knows Arthur was one of very few who kept the entire gang from falling apart at the seams. All of his work, done day after day, he did without complaint. Without denial. It was just what needed to be done. The hunting, the skinning, the fishing, the foraging, the robbing, the stealing, the intimidating, it all had to be done and Arthur... Arthur always seemed to be the one doing it.

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    20 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Once you reach the age of eight-teen, the name of your soulmate is written upon your skin.

    When Arthur reached eight-teen, the name 'Charles Smith' in cursive appeared over his heart. A man's name. He didn't tell anyone, not even Dutch nor Hosea. It wasn't that he was ashamed. He just wasn't sure how anyone at camp would react. so he kept it to himself, and only wrote about it in his journal.

    until the man himself, Charles Smith joined them at camp. It was a miracle, at least Arthur would consider it one. Many people never got to meet their soulmates, much less even shake hands with them.

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    08 Jan 2025