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• Is it even worth getting shot for minimum wage? by notreallyuptoit

  Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series), Madness: Project Nexus (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  25 Jul 2023

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Reader
  • Grunt (Madness Combat)
  • A.T.P. Engineer (Madness Combat)
  • Sanford (Madness Combat)
  • Deimos (Madness Combat)
  • 2BDamned (Madness Combat)
  • when i say grunt i mean like a lot
  • Reader-Insert
  • Gunshot Wounds
  • ive got plans i just don't usually go through with them
  • the book
  • there is gonna be some funnies
  • or ill try at least
  • there will be more characters i promise
  • Attempt at Humor
  • that tag is made for me
  • Vampires
  • Vampire Bites
  • a story with vampires and no biting is a tease
  • Implied/Referenced Cannibalism
  • dunno if i missed any tags lemme know
  • can't find vampires or bandits in characters sorry
  • Copious Amounts Of Swearing
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • finding balance between pride and shame
  • Stabbing
  • Near Death Experiences
  • well actually you did die
  • but pff
  • you're fine
  • 'tis but a scratch!
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
  • allusions anyway
  • silly to serious
  • then serious to silly
  • Blood and Injury
  • good guy sanford
  • good guy deimos
  • Everyone is friend

  Summary

  you try to do a job but get sidetracked

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,656

  Chapters:

  8/?

  Comments:

  34

  Kudos:

  135

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,752

• mario and luigi go out to get milk by notreallyuptoit

  Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  02 May 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mario (Nintendo)
  • Luigi (Nintendo)
  • Peach-hime | Peach Toadstool
  • Koopa Troopa
  • on brand and off brand companies
  • crackfic
  • Mushrooms
  • but it's mario so it's ok
  • I Don't Even Know
  • Milk
  • Brotherly Love
  • if you can call it that
  • Terrible accents
  • it is just -a this and -a that
  • i was high dont judge
  • rushed plot
  • more or less
  • Wii Games
  • luigi gets bullied
  • indirectly anyway
  • mario gets it worse
  • just read im out of tags
  • oh yeah they say hell as well
  • Short One Shot
  • maybe read it on the toilet or something
  • ok im done now have fun

  Summary

  the brothers go out to get milk. what more do you want from me?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  879

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  31

  Hits:

  167

• Night In the Woods: Gregg almost effin' dies. by notreallyuptoit

  Fandoms: Night In The Woods (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mae Borowski
  • Stan Borowski
  • (mentioned)
  • Candy Borowski
  • Bea Santello
  • Greggory Lee
  • Angus Delaney
  • Vampires
  • Biting
  • Blood Drinking
  • i mean there are vampires what'd you expect
  • Vampire Bites
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Hanging Out
  • gone wrong
  • shit goes south
  • Minor Angus Delaney/Greggory Lee
  • There's A Tag For That
  • My First Work in This Fandom
  • Don't Judge Me
  • a healthy amount of swearing

  Summary

  so basically the crime duo try to find the Porn Log™ in the woods but stuff happens

  vampires to be specific. it's bad but good

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,112

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  18

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  272

• webber grabs a snack at 3 AM by notreallyuptoit

  Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Game)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  05 Jun 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Webber/Wendy (Don't Starve)
  • Wendy (Don't Starve)
  • Webber (Don't Starve)
  • Wilson (Don't Starve)
  • wickerbottom is mentioned too
  • 3 am snack
  • fitting cuz i wrote this at like 3 am
  • Comedy

  Summary

  ya boi webber wakes up at what is considered to be an extremely early hour of the day to consume food

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  541

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  122

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,302

• These fangs aren't just for show! by notreallyuptoit

  Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  21 Mar 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Webber/Wendy (Don't Starve)
  • Webber (Don't Starve)
  • Wendy (Don't Starve)
  • Shadows (Don't Starve)
  • Vampires
  • Biting
  • Blood
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • webber is a cinnamon roll
  • but not really
  • vampires don't burn in the daytime apparently
  • at least not these ones
  • i think
  • where tf is wilson - Freeform
  • My First Fanfic

  Summary

  basically webber is a vampire spider. it all goes downhill from there, folks.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,723

  Chapters:

  9/?

  Comments:

  45

  Kudos:

  81

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  2,169