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    #HeySpiderMan by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    07 Sep 2022

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    The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.

    Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.

    Wade aims to fix that.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    Weaver of Silk and Dreams by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, X-Men - All Media Types  

    10 Dec 2017

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    Ben Parker sighed as he looked up into The Thing's eyes, so expressively human in spite of the rest of his rocky appearance.

    “My fifteen-year-old nephew--who's practically my own little boy!--” he choked out with a tight voice, “h-he can't pass for human anymore. He's scared, and he's isolated, and he just needs someone else to talk to! Someone who can understand. Please."

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    Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between.

    Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    careful ass-essment by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    21 Jan 2022

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    Wade discovers that Spidey likes to be spanked after thorough research, science experiments, reconnaissance—

    Okay, fine. He spanks him once and the realization spurns from there.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    05 Feb 2022

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

    ~*~*~

    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Accident or Blessing by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    21 May 2023

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    Naruto spends his life pretending to be a Beta to help him get ahead in his career but an unexpected heat at work ruins it for him. He flees after finding out he's fallen pregnant, but what about the Alpha he leaves behind?

    Now with Chinese Translation

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    26 May 2026