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It's possible that Hermione Granger has feelings for her co-worker Draco Malfoy—entirely inappropriate feelings given that said co-worker is the boss' son. He has feelings for her too. They both know better, but are unable to help themselves.
It's a harmless game... until it isn't.
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The Long Game is written entirely from Hermione's POV. It's a character study in which I attempt to dissect her ambitiousness, her fears around loving and being loved, and how those two things conflict with each other as she becomes more entangled with Draco and, subsequently, his friends, family and the family business. This is a grown up, morally complex Hermione navigating the world of ruthless office politics in an alternate modern universe resembling the corporate backdrops of TV shows like Succession and Industry.
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Dismantling Desire and Other, Utter Nonsense by nyle_bd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2024
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are both aware that they're head over heels for each other. But that's bad. (Obviously!) And definitely not allowed. (Because— Reasons!)
Or something like that.
Determined to fall out of love, the two try everything they can think of to kill the attraction between them. Unfortunately, as Best Maid and Man of Honour for Harry and Pansy's upcoming nuptials, the two keep finding themselves in situations that only make them fall harder.
How exactly do two people fall out of love when:
1) distance, famously known to make the heart grow fonder, does exactly that,
2) a part-pixie witch is hell-bent on playing matchmaker, and
3) they smell like each other's Amortentia?Spoiler alert: They don't.
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Draco Malfoy recalls seven moments over seven years that lead to a fateful meeting, seven years later.
(A love letter to Dramione.)
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"As a Malfoy, he was used to the best. And Hermione Granger was the best. So he had to have her."
Silly, fluffy fic in which Draco Malfoy decides that he wants Hermione Granger (as a Potions partner), then realises that he WANTS Hermione Granger (in a more-than-Potions-partners sort of way).
Inspired by the Dramione Prompt "I Don't Like You".
Huge thank you to LeafHouses for proofreading!
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Hermione Granger’s wedding ceremony is gorgeous. It’s the social event of the season. Everyone is there - their families, closest friends, farthest friends, workplace acquaintances, celebrities, reporters for every newspaper and magazine. The groom’s mother is beaming proudly.
If anyone notices the bride disappearing for nearly half an hour after the ceremony and returning looking harried with her makeup smudged, nobody comments on it.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by nyle_bd
18 Jul 2024
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But, as the weeks bled into months, Hermione began to understand Draco Malfoy. Perhaps better than herself.
Or
How a year long potion partnership sets into motion something neither of them see coming.
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Bookmarked by nyle_bd
18 Nov 2022
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
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Bookmarked by nyle_bd
07 Jan 2024
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."

