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- Part 1 of homesick (couriway constellation au)
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“I don’t think you wished for victory, Feinberg.”
Feinberg. That’s his name, yep, yes, all staccato’d and lilted through the stranger’s voice. Feinberg. Fein-berg. He feels so damn dizzy but he has to reel it all in and force it into a tightly tied cobbled thing of a mind that hopefully works.
“What do you mean?” He can barely say the words.
The stranger laughs again, soft. Fein squeezes his eyes shut and hopes they don’t notice, “How do you think I’m here with you now?”
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or: five times Feinberg wants, and one time Feinberg makes a wish.Series
- Part 2 of homesick (couriway constellation au)
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It’s a last stop. It’s a death row meal, being able to see Spoke like this. It’s like vines in his gums, aching and longing and never to be fulfilled. Planet still has a sentence to carry out.
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au where planet betrayed spoke in season 5 -
(miku voice) The Disappearance Of Hatchling of Outer Wilds Ventures. by objectivelyweird
Fandoms: Outer Wilds (Video Game)
20 May 2024
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It is the end. The curtains are going to close just as they've been destined to. You've said it. Feldspar will be back on Timber Hearth no matter what they say and the sun will burn red one final time and Gabbro will be launched into orbit via cyclones for the last time. Like the sole decider for when the universe should die, with a swirling behemoth of grief maybe-maybe not come to peace yet.
And yet it doesn't. And somehow the one of the only constance Gabbro had during the loops is gone so suddenly.
They're not sure they really prefer this outcome.—
Hatchling goes missing, at the end of it all.
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- Part 3 of eye-touched traveler
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Curiosity has been an ever important thing to you. From learning from the Nomai, discovering and exploring, and telling your fellow Hearthians about what you've found. It's the thing you tended in the younger hatchlings and you wished were inherited in the next universe, if you could.
Chert entrusts you a question, rooted in a curiosity that encompasses them at their core, and you're not quite sure how to answer it.
"How was our sun's supernova?"
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- Part 4 of eye-touched traveler
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homesick (couriway constellation au) by objectivelyweird
Fandom House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP
25 May 2025
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thinking 'bout you when i lucid dream by orbyyyz
Fandoms: House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, MCSR (Minecraft Speedrunning)
11 Jul 2026
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Couriway’s hands landed around his shoulders, linking at the back of his neck. Feinberg bit down on his own tongue as the feeling of skin against skin, of his gentle heat, spread through him. Actors did this with their co-stars all the time, Feinberg reminded himself sharply. For all of Couriway’s legacy, he would’ve done so, too. It wasn’t like they were special.
“Something is fucked in your head, Couriway.”
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Feinberg and Couriway are co-stars, and there's nothing Feinberg does better than acting like a fool.
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28 Jul 2026
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blood runs free by stygius for goldenjuniper
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
18 Jan 2026
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Nightshade, moss, lotus, thalamus. Melinoë has Zagreus hold the ingredients while the cauldron's ether is brought to a boil, and then, when it is ready, she holds out her hands to receive them back. Zagreus asks, not for the first time, "Is this really all of it, sister?"
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Melinoë works her magic to allow Zagreus to explore the surface without dying, and he accompanies her on her nightly task.
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01 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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17 Apr 2026
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While heading up to the roof to take pictures of the skyline, Lyle makes a quick stop by apartment 33. Sometimes, an obsession can keep you human. Alternate universe where Lyle's only a monster on the inside.
Co-written by American_Oddysey.
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- Part 1 of Lens Cap AU
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22 Sep 2025
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It can't be a dream, Couriway muses as he mechanically frees himself from his bedroll for the fourth time. Third time? First time? Dreams aren't recursive.
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Couriway somehow gets caught in a time loop while trying to kill a dragon.
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26 May 2025