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    After his life came crumbling down last season, Shane is healing. He's married to the love of his life, everyone knows, and he can finally lay claim to the man he once called his rival.
    He didn't realize that his new rival would take the form of some busty blonde model from LA, though.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    BAMF Hollander hours

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    r/Relationships
    Jacquesboi • 10mo ago

    My (28M) friend (30M) got into a relationship with a guy (30M) and I think I might be homophobic

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    J.J. discovers a few things about himself

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Shane and Ilya have their way with JJ

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter and Tumblr.]

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    30 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cindarella but its Shane running a Stan Twitter and Ilya being Ilya, and Shane gets railed by Ilya one night then leaves without a phone number and Ilya (Yearner Boy of ALL TIME) spends years pining for Shane. Cute as fuck

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    Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.

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    Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    TOP TIER. ILYA AND SHANE CONNECT LATER IN THEIR CAREERS

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    It was like he was drawn to the podcasts, the articles that went on ad nauseam about how much the Metros blamed Shane for the loss, or the thinkpieces about how Shane’s trip was unforgivable to team members and to the city of Montreal as a whole. He had stopped listening to Man in the Crease weeks ago, at Hunter's suggestion, but he couldn’t bring himself to stop everything.

    Maybe he was hoping that just one of them would speak well of him. Hoping that maybe one person would understand that the accusations of cheating were so far below what Shane would do that a conversation about them was laughable.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Shane calls Ilya out for not actually liking him