12 Works by ohdizzy
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Prince Jeon Jeongguk of Busan (better known as South Korea’s Sexiest Prince, crowned not once, but three times by GQ Korea) is in love. Stupidly, undeniably, irrevocably in love.
The object of his affection is, however, questionable.
A tale (tail?) of shitty haikus, even shittier fish puns, accidental hair dyeing, cursing entire bloodlines, and Jeongguk passing out so often it can’t be good for his health.
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Min Yoongi is a simple man. There are things he likes, and things he doesn't.
For example: Purple silk? Hate. Oranges? Love with every fibre of his body. Accidental potion drinking? Horrible, terrible, 10/10 would not recommend.
Cute boys who try to steal your oranges, oh—and happen to be a fucking witch? Well, that’s a little more complicated.
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“I’ve just woken up with a fucking splitting headache, to find myself fucking taped to an office chair in a fucking living room that smells like unwashed socks and takeaway food. How am I? How do you think I fucking am?”
“Wow. That’s a lot of f-bombs you’re dropping. Did anyone tell you that you need a healthy dose of positivity?”
In which Yoongi’s life is a parody of Taken and Taehyung is just trying his goddamn hardest not to get arrested.
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Jimin's life is no fairytale.
But if it was, it'd go something like this.
(Or: the AU in which Jimin is cursed to drop whatever he’s holding every time he sees the person he loves)
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“Hey baby, my brass isn’t the only thing that’s upright.”
“Goddamnit, Kim Taehyung.”
In which Taehyung is full of useless music-related pickup lines and Yoongi is too confused, too awkward, and too smitten with a certain Saxophonist.
(A story with one too many midnight serenades, Americano’s, hungover misunderstandings, exploding washing machines, and that one little snore Yoongi does in his sleep that makes Taehyung want to catapult himself into space for No Apparent Reason.)
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- Part 2 of Shake That Brass
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We Could Belong Together (#ARTPOP) by ohdizzy for bbbby0114
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Feb 2016
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In which Jimin has to suffer through a heart-attack, Jeongguk has to suffer through a bigger heart-attack, and Taehyung is just really, really sleep deprived.
(A tale in which iPhones are superior in every way, beige couches are strictly for douchetwats who wear boat shoes, a preference for Spring weddings, and Jimin’s sculptures suffering because of a certain asshole named Kim Taehyung.)
“I was exhausted and wandered into your apartment instead of mine and crashed on your couch and when morning came you screamed and spilled cereal all over yourself” AU
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Blow Me Like Your French Horn by ohdizzy for bbbby0114
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Feb 2016
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In which Jimin undergoes a transformation from Cinnamon Roll to Sinnamon Roll and Jeongguk is a little too competitive, a little too tsundere, and a little bit too moony-eyed for his own good.
(A tale of red converses, sandpit wrestling, shitty best friends a little too obsessed with playing Cupid, emotional constipation, existential crises, and that one body roll Jimin does that makes Jeongguk re-evaluate his life)
“i see that you adore playing your loud ass trumpet at random moments in the middle of the night, well fyi i happen to be a master at the French horn so fuck u i challenge you to a brass off” AU
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- Part 1 of Shake That Brass
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A Spoon Full of Sugar (Helps The Medicine Go Down) by ohdizzy
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
01 Nov 2015
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Taehyung tries to take care of his sick boyfriend.
(Jeongguk thinks he might actually feel sicker after Taehyung plays nurse, but Taehyung’s excited smile and overly doting ways are a better remedy for Jeongguk than the copious amounts of medicine Taehyung tries to force into his body)
Three word prompt: doughnut, bubbles, umbrella
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- Part 2 of And I Was Lost In Your Constellations
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Jeongguk thinks Taehyung is as vibrant as the sun, and as mysterious as the moon.
He just wishes Taehyung could see that.
(A story in which Jeongguk hatches a three step, fool proof plan rightly dubbed: ‘Mission Fantaestic’ to prove to Taehyung just how special he is. Though, in hindsight, he probably should’ve known the moment it had the Park Jimin Stamp of Approval, it was all going to go downhill.)
Song Prompt: ‘Kids in Love’
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- Part 1 of And I Was Lost In Your Constellations
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Started From The Bottom Now We Here (Getting flustered over cute boys sleeping under tables) by ohdizzy for bbbby0114
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Sep 2015
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In which Seokjin spends his days in a perpetually stressed and flustered state; Hoseok’s ability to throw back shots is somewhat alarming; Yoongi’s inability to take care of drunken people is somewhat less alarming; Taehyung’s covered in chocolate cake for absolutely no reason; sweet, unfortunate Jimin is just trying to do his job; Jeongguk’s aesthetic is recovering from the yodelling class, and Namjoon is just a philosophical asshole when he’s hung-over.
It’s my turn to open up the café today and you were sleeping under one of the tables when I came in and I don’t know what to say so I’m just awkwardly sweeping around you AU
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- Part 3 of I Adore You
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Don’t Stop Doing what you’re Doing (unless you’re letting someone bury you neck-down in the sand) by ohdizzy for bbbby0114
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 Sep 2015
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"We meet at the beach and I find you with only your head poking out of the sand and about the drown by the incoming tide" AU
In which Yoongi is 100% done with life and about 26% sure of everything else, Hoseok is way too obsessed with his cat and may possibly have daddy issues, Namjoon is two seconds away from getting fly-kicked in the face, Jeongguk is just an Asshole with a capital A, and Jimin’s a little bit too cheerful for someone who’s about to drown.
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- Part 2 of I Adore You
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I Can’t Feel My Face When I’m With You (‘cause I face-planted onto the pavement) by ohdizzy
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
30 Aug 2015
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“You crashed your bicycle into me and I’m fine, but you’re the one that’s hysterically crying” AU (credit to shittyaus)
In which Jeongguk is obsessed with himself and having an aesthetic, Jimin and Yoongi won’t stop fucking, Hoseok wins worst co-worker of the century, Seokjin and Namjoon are dirt-poor, and Taehyung is just an overly emotional klutz with a penchant for boys with egos the size of the Northern Hemisphere.
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- Part 1 of I Adore You