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Prince Jeon Jeongguk of Busan (better known as South Korea’s Sexiest Prince, crowned not once, but three times by GQ Korea) is in love. Stupidly, undeniably, irrevocably in love.
The object of his affection is, however, questionable.
A tale (tail?) of shitty haikus, even shittier fish puns, accidental hair dyeing, cursing entire bloodlines, and Jeongguk passing out so often it can’t be good for his health.
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Min Yoongi is a simple man. There are things he likes, and things he doesn't.
For example: Purple silk? Hate. Oranges? Love with every fibre of his body. Accidental potion drinking? Horrible, terrible, 10/10 would not recommend.
Cute boys who try to steal your oranges, oh—and happen to be a fucking witch? Well, that’s a little more complicated.
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“I’ve just woken up with a fucking splitting headache, to find myself fucking taped to an office chair in a fucking living room that smells like unwashed socks and takeaway food. How am I? How do you think I fucking am?”
“Wow. That’s a lot of f-bombs you’re dropping. Did anyone tell you that you need a healthy dose of positivity?”
In which Yoongi’s life is a parody of Taken and Taehyung is just trying his goddamn hardest not to get arrested.
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Jimin's life is no fairytale.
But if it was, it'd go something like this.
(Or: the AU in which Jimin is cursed to drop whatever he’s holding every time he sees the person he loves)
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“Hey baby, my brass isn’t the only thing that’s upright.”
“Goddamnit, Kim Taehyung.”
In which Taehyung is full of useless music-related pickup lines and Yoongi is too confused, too awkward, and too smitten with a certain Saxophonist.
(A story with one too many midnight serenades, Americano’s, hungover misunderstandings, exploding washing machines, and that one little snore Yoongi does in his sleep that makes Taehyung want to catapult himself into space for No Apparent Reason.)
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- Part 2 of Shake That Brass
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A world in which instrument related puns, red converses, tequila shots and midnight serenades are acceptable and body rolls, Americano's and emotional constipation are not.
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And I Was Lost In Your Constellations by constellants, ohdizzy
Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
01 Nov 2015
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couple series with florations bc we cute
You're a Sea of Stars and I was Lost in your Constellations
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you're a sea of stars, and i was lost in your constellations.
will be updated with prompted oneshots!!
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In which the members of Bangtan are all somehow linked together like those really shitty rom-com movies i'm trash for
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When first-born son Jimin presents as an omega, he is banished far, far away for his own safety. Feeling worthless and abandoned, Jimin swears to fight back despite his status. On his journey to freedom, Jungkook decides to tag along.
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Bookmarked by ohdizzy
18 Feb 2018
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What better way to determine if the silent, daydreaming outcast is gay than by seeing if he falls in love with a handsome and popular guy in his class?
A story in which high school is full of Embarrassing Heterosexuals and college may be a little better, Mingyu doesn’t know what he’s getting into with that Wonwoo kid, his friends Seungcheol and Jihoon are kind of assholes, and a lot of growing up and lessons learned is to be had.
Playlist for Part One (chapters 1-7) can be found here or here.
Playlist for Part Two (chapters 8-26) can be found here or here.
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Bookmarked by ohdizzy
15 Nov 2017
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Public Bookmark 155
Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by ohdizzy
18 May 2017
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"You can hate me all you want, a lot of people do, believe it or not. But leave Yoongi alone, he," his words fall short, and his overall expression softens into something unnameable, "He's done a lot for me. More than any person has ever done for me."
(Or: Yoongi's an attorney, Jeongguk's a petty thief, and the two meet under questionable circumstances).
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Bookmarked by ohdizzy
06 May 2017
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Jeon Jungkook's guide to avoid stumbling over a major conspiracy:
1. Don't go out looking for the people going missing all over the city
2. Tell yourself that you shouldn't follow that mysterious sound at night
3. Disable your email account, your cell phone, and anything else you know and love
4. Don't get close to Min YoongiBookmarked by ohdizzy
05 Mar 2017