onthehill
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Your prompt is: (646): you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf.
"You brought him home? You were just supposed to entertain him till I got there." Harry's voice sounded muffled and sad.
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Love You Right by SeasideSF for SomethingIcanNeverHave
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Nov 2025
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Jeon Jungkook has a reckless heart, one that he follows blindly regardless of the risk. But what happens when his three year old son brings into their peaceful lives a sassy classmate and her emotionally closed off father, who also happens to be the most beautiful man Jungkook has ever seen? As their worlds intertwine, Jungkook discovers that not everyone sees the world as he does and that letting your heart lead the way can get you in a lot of trouble.
Or the angsty sweet DILF Jikook fic that my recipient hopefully will like.
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"You're good with her," Namjoon says.
“Her?” Yoongi asks, unable to keep the hint of a smile off of his face. “Did she tell you that?”
“Well, no, she’s a hyacinth,” Namjoon laughs. “She doesn’t speak so much, not to me at least.”
(or Yoongi is a green witch whose garden is dying & Namjoon is a florist who talks to plants - even if they don't talk back)
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The Tsar’s Indecent Hot Sauerkraut Wrestling Ring: Hot Cabbage Rampage by beautifulduckweed
Fandoms: Ursula Vernon (Twitter), VERNON Ursula - Works, The Tsar's indecent hot sauerkraut wrestling ring - UrsulaV (Tweet)
11 May 2022
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Ivan is a simple farmer boy with little to his name, and then the Tsar's men take away everything he has to live for—except revenge. This summer, read the story of how one lowly peasant with nothing left to lose takes on the corrupt national pastime of hot sauerkraut wrestling, and takes down the entire Russian empire in the process.
A story in five I mean six I mean some number of parts because I'm bad at estimating how much plot I have.
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Oxford, 1822. Alfie, sole heir to an Earl, finds himself lost on his own estate in a thunderstorm. Having been recalled back from London for his profligate ways and being tasked with learning how to run an estate, he is weary as it is - and now, this. His rescue comes from an unlikely source—one of his father's gardeners. They find themselves in a peculiar situation of being held hostage in a shed by inclement weather.
Oh dear. Whatever shall they do?
Bookmarked by onthehill
23 Jul 2025
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Namjoon and Jimin, staying up late and considering the meaning of love.