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    R.J. always thought he was a good person. Maybe not a saint, but certainly no sinner. So imagine his surprise when, after an experimental VR Helmet fries his brain, he ends up in Hell! Where his Sinner form is a wimpy looking dragon and everyone seems out to get him. And that's before he learns he's arrived just before Extermination Day!

    Alone, desperate, a broken VR Headset fused to his head, and a tail that doesn't seem to want to cooperate, R.J. doesn't know why he's in Hell, just that he wants out yesterday. Lucky for him, there is hope, in the form of a Hellish Princess and her crazy redemption hotel idea. It's a longshot, but it's not like he's got anything left to lose!

    Plus the hotel's owner ain't bad looking herself. Not that he has noticed or anything.

    Join R.J. the Dragon on an Adventure of an After-Lifetime, as he experiences the events of the Hazbin Hotel series first hand. He'll make freakish friends, accidentally create hated enemies, get hit in the head with various objects, set things on fire (sometimes on purpose) and maybe, if he survives all that, get a girlfriend. Can he actually escape Hell? What does it take to really be a good person?

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

    Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

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    24 Dec 2024

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    Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes.
    Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new.

    Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change.

     

    This largely follows canon in many respects, but a lot of the more dangerous events aren't as dangerous as they are in canon. Instead Harry has a comparatively normal seven years at Hogwarts, getting a mostly-uninterrupted magical education, which if you think about it is quite an impressive feat for an intelligent dragon.

    This fic features a broadly dotty but pleasant Dumbledore, Dean Thomas elevated to a coequal status of main character with Ron, Hermione and Neville, House Rivalries treated as a school in-joke, and a cast of many people who are not human.

    It also features Dumbledore teaching classes, though only once he remembers to tell people about the class.

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    11 Jun 2024

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    His life had been a mockery to itself, as too his death it seemed. For what kind of twisted humour would force Severus Snape to relive his greatest regret? To return him to the point in his life when the only person that ever mattered in his life had already turned away.

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    12 Nov 2023

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    Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!

    Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.

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    02 Nov 2023