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sandalwood and cinnamon by parsnipit
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2021
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“You should take a few days for yourselves,” Lan Xichen says again. His cheeks are pink now. “You and Wangji.”
“Zewu-jun, I feel very stupid, but I have no idea what you mean. I’m sure it’s only something wrong with my stomach; I’ll be better in a few hours. Lan Zhan can stay here and I’ll be fine on my own.”
Lan Xichen stares at him long enough for Wei Wuxian to see the realization crash into his eyes. “Oh! Oh, Wuxian, you don’t mean this is—is your first—?”
Wei Wuxian blinks at him.
“Wuxian,” Lan Xichen repeats, his voice softening. His cheeks are still pink, but his expression is calm and kind as he explains, “You’re going into heat.”
Very intelligently, Wei Wuxian says, “What.”
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Camp Campbell didn’t teach Max respect, or manners, or—well, anything his parents wanted it to teach him. Instead, it taught him how to ruin a society of children with a handful of candy, how to build a trebuchet capable of launching rocks through David’s head (and how to make those rocks miss). It taught him that maybe, just maybe, some people are worth caring about—and it taught him that those same people are capable of caring about him, too.
Max supposes that’s why he finds himself dialing David’s number in the middle of the night with shaking fingers and a bloody nose.
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Sokka is excited to celebrate his fifth wedding anniversary with Zuko. He’s got the whole thing planned out: morning snuggles, breakfast in bed, flowers, dancing, and dinner by the sea. The only problem?
Zuko forgot.
[The choose-your-own-adventure fic wherein Zuko forgets to communicate and Sokka has the worst anniversary ever, until he doesn’t.]
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Ford has stopped shivering when Stan finally hauls him onto the deck. He’s curled into himself, stiff-jointed and unmoving, and somewhere in the back of Stan’s head there is screaming. He can’t lose Ford again, he can’t, he can’t he can’t he can’t he can’t he won’t—
Ford breathes.
[Or: a collection of hurt/comfort oneshots ft. the Stan twins.]
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Stan’s next shout feels more like a scream, desperate and frightened and tearing his throat on the way out: “Ford, please! Come on! Stanford, you can’t do this to me, not again—Stanford!”
Something slams into him, and he hits the deck hard. His first instinct is, naturally, to punch—but he doesn’t get that far. As soon as he tries to scramble back to his feet, a knee wedges itself into his back and two hands seize tightly on his shoulders and press him down. A low, dangerous growl reverberates around him, and he freezes. Shit. Shit.
...are there werewolves this far out on the ocean?
But when he cranes to see over his shoulder, he does not see a werewolf. Instead, he sees—
“Ford?!”
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[Luz’s fingers slip underneath his collar, and he freezes.
“We’ll just take this off and have Eda wash it,” Luz says, unbuckling the collar and pulling it away from his neck. “Hey, it has little glyphs on the inside, that’s cool! Is that your name, King?”
But King can’t hear her. King can’t think. King can’t speak. King can’t even breathe through his sudden panic, because she has his collar, and this entire morning just got so much worse.]
Or: Luz learns that there’s more to the King of Demons than meets the eye.
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ford can’t stop thinking about old yeller that night, staring up at the glow-in-the-dark stars on their ceiling. he couldn’t do it, he thinks. he couldn’t ever shoot his own dog, no matter what.
“well,” stanley says pragmatically the next morning, pretending like he doesn’t care as much as ford knows he does, “since he was sufferin’ and all, it was really better for him to be dead, wasn’t it? not much point in being alive if your whole life is terrible and you’re a danger to everybody you ever loved.”
something cold and sharp takes up residence in ford’s stomach. he doesn’t like hearing stanley say stuff like that. he doesn’t like it at all.
“i wouldn’t do it,” ford insists. “no matter what, i wouldn’t. there’s always another way.”
“heh. yeah, i bet you’d find another way, brainiac,” stanley teases, reaching over to muss ford’s hair. ford swats him away. stanley can make fun all he wants—ford still spends all night thinking about cures for rabies.
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[a rolling crack! of thunder jolts sokka awake. he groans, reaching up to scrub his face with his hands before forcing himself to sit. two people stand silhouetted against one of the windows, looking out at the storm. lightning flares across the sky again, chased by a roar of rippling noise.
oh, shit, sokka thinks. zuko.]
or: zuko learns what it means to have a flock, and sokka learns what it means to lose one.
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- Part 2 of with wings
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sokka doesn’t know when he forgot what his mother’s wings looked like. he knows that the forgetting didn’t happen all at once, that it was slow and quiet and insidious, just like he knows maybe forgetting isn’t the right term, knows being replaced might be more appropriate because when he tries to remember mom’s face all he sees is katara’s, and when he thinks of her wings—
when sokka thinks of his mother’s wings, he sees sleek brown feathers laced through with dull silver. he sees soft white undersides and chalky down. he sees juvenile plumage so very like his own, quiet and unassuming, on two long, sharply angled wings. he sees katara’s wings when he tries to think of his mother’s, and it stings like betrayal.
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- Part 1 of with wings
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Aliens have no innate immunity to any of Earth's diseases. It was only to be expected that, despite all possible precautions, one of them was going to fall ill.
Naturally, it just had to be Terry.
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Creating replicants is a simple process.
Raising them is not.
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listen i just wanted to write werewolf david by parsnipit
Fandoms: Camp Camp (Web Series)
28 May 2020
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Camp Campbell is home to a variety of fantastic, mythical creatures—including a gargantuan man-eating bear and one boneheaded werewolf of camp counselor who thinks he can scare it off before it murders any of his children. Needless to say, Jasper’s got his hands full with this one.
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- Part 3 of jaspvid week 2020
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David hasn’t been this ill in a long, long time—but at least he has Jasper there to comfort him through it! After all, being sick and left alone is one of the worst things David can imagine.
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- Part 2 of jaspvid week 2020
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David loves the woods, he loves nature, he loves hiking, he loves all of it! The only problem is that Jasper…really, really doesn’t.
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- Part 1 of jaspvid week 2020
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Dr. W.D. Gaster wants to create a weapon—a soulless, non-sentient creature capable of killing any human that should fall into the Underground. What he creates is a child.
___Alternatively: the one wherein Dr. Gaster accidentally becomes a single father raising two
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The one wherein Grillby is a belligerent eldritch abomination—and perfect best friend material, as decided by one Dr. W.D. Gaster.
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Grillby wants nothing more than to celebrate the perfect Valentine's Day with his husband. It's only what Gaster deserves, after all. Unfortunately, things are rarely that simple, especially when he wakes up with old, sour misery aching in his chest. One series of failures later and he's left starkly reminded of how flawed and simple and boring he is in the light of Gaster's glory. Gaster can't take that feeling from him, but he can, at the very least, make it easier to bear.
(And that's exactly what he plans to do, once Grillby stops being so stubborn.)
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Dr. Gaster is the happiest monster on earth. He’s got a fantastic job, a cozy house, food and friends aplenty, and the world’s most loving soulmate—then he's turned into a vampire, which, you know, kind of throws a wrench into his idyllic lifestyle. But he's going to make it work! Even if it means he has to suffer, he's not going to let his newfound needs hurt anyone around him. He's going to deal with this alone, because that's clearly what any mature and independent monster would do.
Leastways, that's the plan until Grillby finds out.
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Gaster is beyond excited to finally visit Grillby’s club. He’s been wanting to for quite some time, but Grillby had always insisted the club was far too dangerous. Now that he’s actually here, Gaster’s starting to think that was just Grillby’s usual overprotectiveness talking. He doesn’t expect to be hurt at all!
…he certainly doesn’t expect that it’s going to be Grillby who hurts him.
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When monsters break into the Core, Dr. Gaster is sent to defend it—it is, after all, one of the few things in the Underground the king values more than Gaster himself, and the consequences for failing to defend it are steep. Fortunately, Gaster isn’t fighting alone. Grillby’s much too stubborn to let him.
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- Part 4 of flashpoint